So much for the new laws

[nonpareil]

You won't find me that part of town, hang about long enough and you will see a few familiar faces.

I never thought of you as a kerb crawler type of guy…

Kerb crawlers don't walk.
But I may have been returning from one of you fancy apartment escorts alright.
(I managed to avoid saying, coming in the above sentence :-)

[nonpareil]

Can you translate that when you get a minute, thanks in advance, i'll pop back later. xxx

Jeez, if I need to translate that you mustn' t really be English.