Am I really a Big Man

**Chez** · 27-05-15, 00:12

Originally Posted by SteveB

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theres an Irish escort living in England that has No Entry tattooed on her ass

**weeschmoo** · 27-05-15, 01:47

Originally Posted by themanofwar

Rang up an Escort I fancied because wanted to try the old Anal, her response was that if I had a big cock it would not be accommodated, standard sizes only, so what is standard? standard to some could be big or small to others. I didn't like to ask further on the phone.
So what happens in a situation like this, do I just walk into the apartment, kiss her and then drop them, do I need to bring a measuring tape along with the box of chocolates or would she have her own???. Its a puzzler

Would you be happy to take a cock the size of yours, up your jacksey? There's your answer. You're welcome.

**Westsidex** · 27-05-15, 09:31

Originally Posted by TiffanyTees

Size is always a difficult question, I normally find 99.9% of guys are not as big as they think

Tiff xxx

hahhaha its funny really that someone can phone up someone and then on the answer believe that they are too big despite not even seeing each other. I like the positive thinking aspect though.

Westside.

**Oh Kevin** · 27-05-15, 09:36

Men can be really dumb, you can never believe what a woman says, say anything to get you in the sack

its the classic case here of the woman shafting the man

**Westsidex** · 27-05-15, 09:38

Originally Posted by Oh Kevin

Men can be really dumb, you can never believe what a woman says, say anything to get you in the sack

its the classic case here of the woman shafting the man

Yeah the world is full of lots of guys who defo felt shafted at the end of the day by seeing things that dont exist.

Westside.

**ninebitree** · 27-05-15, 18:06

Originally Posted by Jiberjabber

Condoms are not designed to accommodate large egos ...

Post of the year.

**themanofwar** · 27-05-15, 18:13

Originally Posted by weeschmoo

Would you be happy to take a cock the size of yours, up your jacksey? There's your answer. You're welcome.

i would but you would have to warm me up a bit first

**themanofwar** · 27-05-15, 18:14

Originally Posted by Westsidex

hahhaha its funny really that someone can phone up someone and then on the answer believe that they are too big despite not even seeing each other. I like the positive thinking aspect though.

Westside.

is it not possible to your the measurements over the phone

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