How do you know when you are to old

[Chez]

when the escort has to help you back on with your clothes or put your shoes on the right feet

[casman]

When you have to pop one of these

[jakelanders]

so how do you know when you are to old........,

When the hair in your nose and ears grow faster than any other part of your body

[SuperDirk]

You know you are old when you can cough, fart, sneeze and pee at the same time

When you hear your favourite music in the elevator on way up to escort.

[SteveB]

[willie wacker]

[MALCOLM]

When you tell the escort I wont see you now again till pension day

[bootboy]

When you start shhluurring your words after only one pint.

[bootboy]

When there is no such thing as an unattractive under 30 yr old.

[Sensual Lauren]

so how do you know when you are to old, would you wear new clothes, cut your'e hair if you had any

too old for what? when you think you are too old to enjoy the most pleasurable of experiences you cut yourself off from life. One is never too old for pleasure,,,x