Have a look at Jiberjabber' s ,"How to stuff your (cold) turkey" thread
Enough to put you off of anything.
UB40 (20-04-15)
Request a self ban from this site (vaguely think they exist)
Or alternatively insult enough people here and get banned anyway.
Keep you from browsing.
Jiberjabber (20-04-15)
SmallHorn (20-04-15)