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[Bruno69]

Thanks. Yea it was a great nights crack, but I'm afraid the pineapple and avocado flavouring wasn't needed or tested, so I'm back here... shopping
, lol


ha, you might be right


Ah sher I've lots of time to spare. And I'd see her as more than just a sex toy. I'd say she's mighty at cooking and cleaning.
So you think I should sample it just to know for the next night. I might give it a go but it's all a bit Bear Grylls. I have nothing to compare it to either. A dry sauvignon blanc maybe if the pineapple hasn't worked the magic?

That was a funny episode when Bear Grylls drank his own cum alright

Oh hang on a minute here, I originally thought you had selected a lady from here who advertises CIM and were indeed being a decent chap and preflavouring it like chilli Doritos or something but now I'm reading this quite differently!

You were on a date with a muggle and were planning to piss in her mouth??

And it didn't happen ??? Really???? No shit ?????

Well, no..... You know what I mean.

So, some here in Hogwarts might consider you decent, many would consider you a pervert, but I think I can speak for the entire wizarding community here and say we all consider you an optimist