If you were an Easter egg

**nonpareil** · 03-04-15, 11:58

Originally Posted by nonpareil

I'd prefer to be the Easter Bunny to be honest.

First we had the Rampant Rabbit.

Introducing the male version

Randy Rabbit.

**nonpareil** · 03-04-15, 12:01

Originally Posted by willie wacker

Which one

I'm actually a rabbit hunter.

You fell for the decoy.

Bang

**willie wacker** · 03-04-15, 13:32

Originally Posted by nonpareil

I'm actually a rabbit hunter.

You fell for the decoy.

Bang

What you shoot ones like these

**nonpareil** · 03-04-15, 13:45

Originally Posted by willie wacker

What you shoot ones like these

No , just the bad bad dark ones.
Mmm, very tasty.
Need some sauce though.

**nonpareil** · 03-04-15, 13:49

Originally Posted by willie wacker

Which one

Both.

I'm a switch.

No I'm not.

Yes I am.

(As an aside Urban Dictionary is a great resource isn't it).

**Floki** · 03-04-15, 14:08

Peanut M&M's Egg.

Sweet and delicious on the outside and complete nuts on the inside

**funlover12** · 03-04-15, 16:22

anyone else thinking of blind date while they 'read' this thread?

**SteveB** · 03-04-15, 16:35

If I was an easter egg,
I would be well past my sell-by date.

**naturis** · 03-04-15, 17:57

wtf ? hahaha

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