Really good shared showers

[bollocks]

No shower is too small. You start facing each other and you pour shower gel on your hands. You reach around the lady and rub your hands over her back. Then you turn her round and repeat only now you are reaching round to her breasts and you feel her nipples harden as you get to work. By now of course her back is soapy and slippery so you can slide up and down and side to side as your hands work her breasts and nipples.

Then you slide down and you are around and in between her thighs. You turn her around as you do this. Be careful. Do not allow soap the get anywhere that it might sting and also do not rinse away any natural lubricants.

The smaller the shower the greater the intimacy!

If there is a big difference in height, it gets rather awkward

[circumcised guy]

I've had the wonderful pleasure of sharing the shower with two gorgeous ladies here. A couple of times with the gorgeous melek and once with the stunning Claudia and on those occasions it was the ladies who suggested it. Now there offers you just don't refuse

[bollocks]

I've had the wonderful pleasure of sharing the shower with two gorgeous ladies here. A couple of times with the gorgeous melek and once with the stunning Claudia and on those occasions it was the ladies who suggested it. Now there offers you just don't refuse

I like my balls and penis being washed with a nice soft natural sponge,,and soap

[burstn]

Best shared shower I had was with Fatima Noir.Beautiful sexy erotic lady .https://www.escort-ireland.com/be10e...sh-escort.html

[circumcised guy]

I like my balls and penis being washed with a nice soft natural sponge,,and soap

Ha ha... you are a smart bollocks aren't you? I have you know i'm a very clean guy my fun times happened after the main events. And it's a very nice way to finish an appointment a nice refreshing shower with a gorgeous lady with a little extra fun.

[circumcised guy]

CG I must agree 100% with you, wrt to the irreplaceable & unforgettable Claudia23!

Had a half a dozen shared showers with the utterly lovely & absolutely unique Claudia during her sojourn here. Not so much showers as standing lovemaking sessions with lots of soapy suds hot water laughter & the shiniest curviest most sensual parts I've ever had the privilege of being close to moving in ways like the last days of Babylon right there beside me under me, above me & below me...

We also once shared (again at her suggestion) an hour long & totally unforgettable bubble bath where I really wanted time to stand still & stay there playing with her forever.

She was The One for me here.

Not the only one but THE ONE. When I first met Claudia I quickly realised that she was by far & away the most amazing escort I had ever had the signal pleasure of meeting (& that includes extensive research in the best Brothels in Munich & Berlin too over the last ten years or so).

Then after a couple of more meetings I realised that Claudia was actually the most extraordinarily attractive, funny, smart & beautiful WOMAN I had ever had the good fortune to have ever met not just 'Escort', (& not just to have the sexy times with).

Then long before she moved on to bigger & better things for herself in her life last month & left this den of vipers, this dysfunctional nest of time wasters, gobshites, deviants, decent sorts, happy hookers, snakes in the grass, assholes, egomaniacs, sex addicts, love addicts, sex & love addicts, (anseo Múinteoir!), angels, saints & sinners behind her for good (& good for her) I was realising that Claudia was more than even that...

She was not just the most incredible woman but one of the most extraordinary Human Beiings I have ever had the privilege of meeting, bar none (& I've met a few let me tell you since 1962).

If I live to be a hundred & thirty three I will never forget her.

I don't give a flying fuck if any other Smartarse here disagrees with my opinion.

I hereby retire from all EI threads & Forums forthwith. Anyway, wuth the funniest woman I have ever met not posting her witty barbed reposts to some of the Idiots here (& some good guys & girls too!), I bid you all adieu!

Wherever you are & wherever you go & whatever you do in the future. To the utterly lovely woman who called herself Claudia23.

Thanks for all that you shared with me.

You Sussexd me out from the first time we met. You read me like a book.

I know you'll never read this thst's why I'm writing it. I must have torn up a half a dozen letters & deleted dozens of texts & emails that I wrote to you then thankfully deleted before I made an arse of myself, lol! But even that process was cathartic for me. I am lonely but not I am not alone. I have been lonely foe the longest time in my sad mad blessed llittle life. Not alone, I am blessed with many loyal friends & a great extended family. But very lonely for the company of a special woman for many years nevertheless.

Often when leaving an escort after an erotic encounter I would at some point on the nervy journey back to my Batmobile start to feel that familiar emotional nausea..

The unsaid at the end of every single review ever written here since 1989.

The one that other 'Punters' (how I fucking hate that word) here never seem to mention at the end of their reviews. Maybe I am the only one who feel that way sometimes? Don't get me wrong not always (sometines I DO "leave with a grin on my face & skip back to my Batmobile". But for years the other thoughts & feelings predominated for me personally anyway...

More often I would care to admit, quite often in fact..I would find myself having darker thoughts.

"You are a cheating bastard."

"You just paid a young vulnerable woman who is struggling to support a family in Romania for sex."

"You are a user. You have lost your moral compass. What the fuxpck occurred in your life to have rested this point?"

"That guy talking on the phone in the next room had to be her Pimp not her Boyfriend. So I am an exploiting Bastard too just like home if I stay another minute here."

I always stayed... (That was more duting my first 'Career' here (2008-10)

During this Indian Summer Phase Indon't think that has occurred once thankfully.

Where was I? Oh yea, negarptive thoughts just after a 'Ount'. I fucking hate the word too.

"You are no gentleman you are a debaucher, a deviant, a sex addict."

"You were old enough to be that girl's Dad for fucks sake! WTF ARE you doing here?"

"You have probably finally caught a dose you fucking idiot & you probably deserved to by now you've been dodging do many fucking bullets for years doing this."

Stuff like that...

Well whenever I left Claudia at her door (including the very first time we ever met on December 2nd 2014, just fours months ago yet it feels in ways like four years) I felt, well sad that I might never see here again (can't explain that one, but time with her was so precious to me the transience of all special things in ones life probably make you feel that way). I felt, well, happy. Sort of spooked. Elated. Shaking my head & laughing to myself as I headed back to the safe secure & discrete parking at the Jury's Inn Hotel (I'm convinced the Concierge there thinks that I am a permanent resident there by now, lol!). You lucky lucky bastard. What the hell did you do to deserve to meet a woman like that at all, ever. And at this stage in your life when you least expected it or were not even looking for it. But by God you really need it though you did not know that until the first time you walked in her door, and said "how are you?" She strolled into her lounge sat on the coffee table beside the open balcony door, took out a cigarette there in her lounge (I am in HER LOUNGE?) turned to me & said "smoke?". We sat smoking, pretty quickly started joking about the noisy big seagulls squaking on the rooftops outside her apartment balcony. Well this is a bit ditpfferent I thought to myself as I was slowly realising Claudia was unlike any escort I've ever met before or since. And I speaks now also realising just how effortlessly beautiful she was too...both inside &!out.

Within a week of your my long suffering wife was asking you for a Divorce. Not because of my Escorting activities to cut a very long story short. That woman is a Saint. I'm a great Dad but a terrible Husband. She deserves so much better...

So I could get to know this unique woman unburdened to a great extent by knowing I'm a two timing multiply unfaithful promiscuous cheating bastard. They say in Life timing is everything & whoever they are they are right on that.

So I had 10 precious weeks to get to know Claudia23.

So anyway enough fucking waffle.

That guilt drained away after each passing visit too to this Lovely Lady. The fact that my long suffering wife asked me for a divorce around the same time probably meant that the usual mountain of guilt was already slowly receding too when I first met you...

I just thank the stars that we ever met. I'll never ever forget her. She was not an 'Escort' she was something else entirely.

She was simply a Wonderful Wonan, inside & out.

And yes, I am still visitng a select number of beautiful escorts, & writing reviews, & treating them all like somebodies mother or sister or daughter, because that indeed is what they all are without exception. And with as much kindness & respect as I can muster. After all I've just written about Claudia does that make me a Hypocrite? Possibly.

Well, that's all just like, y'know, my opinion.

Farewell again EI Threads & Forums. The main reason I used frequent here, well she's gone.

So now I am gone too...

I'm sure I won't be missed.

I'll never forget the first time me & Claudia kissed.

And yea her shower was always really shite. Fuck all water pressure.

But her divine presence there in it always made it better than alright, transcendental pleasure the memory of whupich I shall always treasure. And her laugh & the way she used sometimes in frustration at the shittyh Daytime TV exclaim "For Fucks Sake"

I'm guessing you were a big fan of Claudia's Serious though i really don't blame you she diffinelty left a big impression on me also in the few times i met her. She is a special lady with a unique style and a off the wall sense of humour to say the least I only regret not getting another chance to see her before she left but if she has decided to call it a day and move on i sincerely wish her all the best and hope she has nothing but happiness in her life You know if she ever read these posts she would more than likely tell us to stop been such pathetic soppy fuckers Or with her tongue she would probably be more stinging than that

[circumcised guy]

A bit over the top Zilch? Absolutely sure it's my EI Comment thread Swansong FFS!
And I did not intend to reply at all to any comments left herein but as you & CG are obviously decent sorts I have utilised my unilateral right of reply!

Ps. Did I mention that Claudia gets my nomination for EI Escort of The Decade?

Must have 'met' well over 150 between the U.S./UK/Germany & (mostly) dear old dirty minded Dublin. Not bragging. I'm over 50 years old FFS! Ten years on & off Brotheling & Escorting racks up the score like that after a decade or so. And I have been 'on the game! On & off for a decade exactly this month. Well Claudua knocked every single one of them into a cocked hat, if you'll pardon the pun, son!

But then y'know that's just like, my opinion...

(End of over the top reply to over the top initial comment about the incomparable Love Goddess & Comedienne that was once called CLAUDIA).

Though her real name is much nicer to me still...

Some might say you went slightly over the top but i can understand where your coming from. As there is a lady that has made shall i say a similar impression on me as Claudia has on you. A lady you have become acquainted with yourself recently that's the gorgeous melek a lady in my veiw who is simply in a class of her own. And when the time comes when melek decides to move on and pursue other opportunities i have no doubt i'll be as if not more soppy than you lad And to get back on topic i have to say the memories of running my hands all over meleks sensational,soft,soapy body will permanently be imprinted in my mind

[nonpareil]

CG I must agree 100% with you, wrt to the irreplaceable & unforgettable Claudia23!

Had a half a dozen shared showers with the utterly lovely & absolutely unique Claudia during her sojourn here. Not so much showers as standing lovemaking sessions with lots of soapy suds hot water laughter & the shiniest curviest most sensual parts I've ever had the privilege of being close to moving in ways like the last days of Babylon right there beside me under me, above me & below me...

We also once shared (again at her suggestion) an hour long & totally unforgettable bubble bath where I really wanted time to stand still & stay there playing with her forever.

She was The One for me here.

Not the only one but THE ONE. When I first met Claudia I quickly realised that she was by far & away the most amazing escort I had ever had the signal pleasure of meeting (& that includes extensive research in the best Brothels in Munich & Berlin too over the last ten years or so).

Then after a couple of more meetings I realised that Claudia was actually the most extraordinarily attractive, funny, smart & beautiful WOMAN I had ever had the good fortune to have ever met not just 'Escort', (& not just to have the sexy times with).

Then long before she moved on to bigger & better things for herself in her life last month & left this den of vipers, this dysfunctional nest of time wasters, gobshites, deviants, decent sorts, happy hookers, snakes in the grass, assholes, egomaniacs, sex addicts, love addicts, sex & love addicts, (anseo Múinteoir!), angels, saints & sinners behind her for good (& good for her) I was realising that Claudia was more than even that...

She was not just the most incredible woman but one of the most extraordinary Human Beiings I have ever had the privilege of meeting, bar none (& I've met a few let me tell you since 1962).

If I live to be a hundred & thirty three I will never forget her.

I don't give a flying fuck if any other Smartarse here disagrees with my opinion.

I hereby retire from all EI threads & Forums forthwith. Anyway, wuth the funniest woman I have ever met not posting her witty barbed reposts to some of the Idiots here (& some good guys & girls too!), I bid you all adieu!

Wherever you are & wherever you go & whatever you do in the future. To the utterly lovely woman who called herself Claudia23.

Thanks for all that you shared with me.

You Sussexd me out from the first time we met. You read me like a book.

I know you'll never read this thst's why I'm writing it. I must have torn up a half a dozen letters & deleted dozens of texts & emails that I wrote to you then thankfully deleted before I made an arse of myself, lol! But even that process was cathartic for me. I am lonely but not I am not alone. I have been lonely foe the longest time in my sad mad blessed llittle life. Not alone, I am blessed with many loyal friends & a great extended family. But very lonely for the company of a special woman for many years nevertheless.

Often when leaving an escort after an erotic encounter I would at some point on the nervy journey back to my Batmobile start to feel that familiar emotional nausea..

The unsaid at the end of every single review ever written here since 1989.

The one that other 'Punters' (how I fucking hate that word) here never seem to mention at the end of their reviews. Maybe I am the only one who feel that way sometimes? Don't get me wrong not always (sometines I DO "leave with a grin on my face & skip back to my Batmobile". But for years the other thoughts & feelings predominated for me personally anyway...

More often I would care to admit, quite often in fact..I would find myself having darker thoughts.

"You are a cheating bastard."

"You just paid a young vulnerable woman who is struggling to support a family in Romania for sex."

"You are a user. You have lost your moral compass. What the fuxpck occurred in your life to have rested this point?"

"That guy talking on the phone in the next room had to be her Pimp not her Boyfriend. So I am an exploiting Bastard too just like home if I stay another minute here."

I always stayed... (That was more duting my first 'Career' here (2008-10)

During this Indian Summer Phase Indon't think that has occurred once thankfully.

Where was I? Oh yea, negarptive thoughts just after a 'Ount'. I fucking hate the word too.

"You are no gentleman you are a debaucher, a deviant, a sex addict."

"You were old enough to be that girl's Dad for fucks sake! WTF ARE you doing here?"

"You have probably finally caught a dose you fucking idiot & you probably deserved to by now you've been dodging do many fucking bullets for years doing this."

Stuff like that...

Well whenever I left Claudia at her door (including the very first time we ever met on December 2nd 2014, just fours months ago yet it feels in ways like four years) I felt, well sad that I might never see here again (can't explain that one, but time with her was so precious to me the transience of all special things in ones life probably make you feel that way). I felt, well, happy. Sort of spooked. Elated. Shaking my head & laughing to myself as I headed back to the safe secure & discrete parking at the Jury's Inn Hotel (I'm convinced the Concierge there thinks that I am a permanent resident there by now, lol!). You lucky lucky bastard. What the hell did you do to deserve to meet a woman like that at all, ever. And at this stage in your life when you least expected it or were not even looking for it. But by God you really need it though you did not know that until the first time you walked in her door, and said "how are you?" She strolled into her lounge sat on the coffee table beside the open balcony door, took out a cigarette there in her lounge (I am in HER LOUNGE?) turned to me & said "smoke?". We sat smoking, pretty quickly started joking about the noisy big seagulls squaking on the rooftops outside her apartment balcony. Well this is a bit ditpfferent I thought to myself as I was slowly realising Claudia was unlike any escort I've ever met before or since. And I speaks now also realising just how effortlessly beautiful she was too...both inside &!out.

Within a week of your my long suffering wife was asking you for a Divorce. Not because of my Escorting activities to cut a very long story short. That woman is a Saint. I'm a great Dad but a terrible Husband. She deserves so much better...

So I could get to know this unique woman unburdened to a great extent by knowing I'm a two timing multiply unfaithful promiscuous cheating bastard. They say in Life timing is everything & whoever they are they are right on that.

So I had 10 precious weeks to get to know Claudia23.

So anyway enough fucking waffle.

That guilt drained away after each passing visit too to this Lovely Lady. The fact that my long suffering wife asked me for a divorce around the same time probably meant that the usual mountain of guilt was already slowly receding too when I first met you...

I just thank the stars that we ever met. I'll never ever forget her. She was not an 'Escort' she was something else entirely.

She was simply a Wonderful Wonan, inside & out.

And yes, I am still visitng a select number of beautiful escorts, & writing reviews, & treating them all like somebodies mother or sister or daughter, because that indeed is what they all are without exception. And with as much kindness & respect as I can muster. After all I've just written about Claudia does that make me a Hypocrite? Possibly.

Well, that's all just like, y'know, my opinion.

Farewell again EI Threads & Forums. The main reason I used frequent here, well she's gone.

So now I am gone too...

I'm sure I won't be missed.

I'll never forget the first time me & Claudia kissed.

And yea her shower was always really shite. Fuck all water pressure.

But her divine presence there in it always made it better than alright, transcendental pleasure the memory of whupich I shall always treasure. And her laugh & the way she used sometimes in frustration at the shittyh Daytime TV exclaim "For Fucks Sake"

Paean.

A word that deserves to be used more often.

(Though I'm sure Westsidex could turn it into pain).

[UB40]

Sorry it took me 2 days to read this long post- Can it be said that you needed escorts to sustain your marriage and now that your marriage is over you no longer need escorts!

[Banger]

Sorry it took me 2 days to read this long post-

At least you didn't quote the whole thing like the others.