guys, what's the picture you have on your mind when ....

[tom sand]

This will really turn on a woman..

A son asks his dad once,

Dad why do brides come in white??
Son all kitchen Applicances come in white

willie
we all know you love woman more than that

[funlover12]

yes sir

the hats on crooked 46 press ups drop and hurt soldier, while saying Im an idiot I cant even put a hat on right

[tom sand]

go jump funlover 12
fuck off
kiss my ass
get lost

[funlover12]

go jump funlover 12
fuck off
kiss my ass
get lost

boy I Havnt finished. you've just earned yourself another 400 press ups, 7 laps of a 4 mile assault course (in the rain, at night, in a dark forrest, with a backpack of meat...with a hole in it......and a pack of hungry wolves familiar with your scent let off the leash 2 min 41 seconds behind and in an angry mood cause I put a cat on their walled compound with a leash just out of reach of the them for most of the day) but before all that, before you die you need to dig your own hole......with.....a teaspoon.........made of cocktail sticks.......while listening to one direction and the village people. I put the last bit in cause Im not a total bastard and I Know you love them.

[tom sand]

boy I Havnt finished. you've just earned yourself another 400 press ups, 7 laps of a 4 mile assault course (in the rain, at night, in a dark forrest, with a backpack of meat...with a hole in it......and a pack of hungry wolves familiar with your scent following 2 min 41 seconds behind) but before all that, before you die you need to dig your own hole......with.....a teaspoon.........made of cocktail sticks.......while listening to one direction. I put the last bit in cause Im not a total bastard and I Know you love them.

thanks funny man
my only saviour is
i love one derection

sorry for the bad spelling
thats how you bite a hook

[nonpareil]

I like 1-Direction.

Don't give a fuck about Zane/Zayne/Zene leaving though.

[tom sand]

fail

you have much to learn young squier, now get back polishing my jousting stick


no I dont mean penis, I meant my jousting stick

fuck you funlover
i am learing

[funlover12]

fuck you funlover
i am learing

save he pillow biting for when youre with your dominatrix

[tom sand]

save he pillow biting for when youre with your dominatrix

thats the odd thing
i am not in to that sort of thing
(what is wrong with me)

[willie wacker]

thats the odd thing
i am not in to that sort of thing
(what is wrong with me)

Have you broken up with SmallHorn???
Is funlover your new man