Where do the other 3% opt to meet escorts?

**Jiberjabber** · 22-03-15, 20:47

Originally Posted by funlover12

if you wrap 2 20e notes into a tube like thing and use some of yesterdays glue like jizz to keep them together and place it on your shaft? should do I think.

#mgyver

Jesus Christ MacGyver, you're getting a bit lame in your old age.

What's going on with SmallHorn, why's he tryna roid everyone?

**funlover12** · 22-03-15, 20:50

he cheating on me? the cunt

Originally Posted by Jiberjabber

Jesus Christ MacGyver, you're getting a bit lame in your old age.

What's going on with SmallHorn, why's he tryna roid everyone?

**funlover12** · 22-03-15, 20:53

I think he bought a gym

Originally Posted by Jiberjabber

Jesus Christ MacGyver, you're getting a bit lame in your old age.

What's going on with SmallHorn, why's he tryna roid everyone?

**Jiberjabber** · 22-03-15, 20:58

Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce

Oh for fuck's sake there is a variable you can't account for in statistics.

Like people that vote but don't take part in polls.

ftfy ...

**Jiberjabber** · 22-03-15, 21:08

Originally Posted by funlover12

he cheating on me? the cunt

Fairly sure he is. Think I saw him flirting with that willie character a day or two back. If I remember right then he was also trying to pick up IDF back then also.

I reckon you should start cutting the ties. Kick that bitch to the curb before she does the fandango all over your brand new leopard skin print jocks.

**Jiberjabber** · 22-03-15, 21:27

Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce

Yeah! Well you account for the 3% then?

You might be right there IDF.

**Jiberjabber** · 22-03-15, 21:31

Originally Posted by HonestJosephine

So common
Yachts are a thing y'know so you go out to sea for an incall that should cover both outcall and incall and even more so if the Escort owns the yatch, no imagination some peep pole

Good example of thinking outside the box. However, as a client all you get is a box ... literally. You need to pick outcall or incall in your review or else your review will not be sent.

A dilemma yes?

**Heathcliff** · 22-03-15, 22:01

Originally Posted by funlover12

so you book an escort so you can wank in her room about wonderwoman? takes all sorts I guess

once I have a wank with WonderWoman and i;m relieved, I then forget about the in/outcalls

**Jiberjabber** · 22-03-15, 22:06

Originally Posted by Heathcliff

once I have a wank with WonderWoman and i;m relieved, I then forget about the in/outcalls

Tie me up and make me tell the truth

**Heathcliff** · 22-03-15, 22:12

Originally Posted by Jiberjabber

Tie me up and make me tell the truth

you me her golden rope that she throws around you and drags you back towards her and makes you talk the truth.
I would love to be a criminal just to have a super stunning woman like that running after me and overpowering me and pinning me against the wall

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