How is your sex life?

[Meursault]

I had to change my fuc* buddy but still haven't found anyone capable to fulfil the position,auditions still taking place. You just need to be between 28-33 ,average willy and hight and be good at sex.I thought I found one a while back, an an british guy who grow up in America but the fella thinks having a big dick its enough for a good shag , tried him the twice ,didn't made me cum and lost his opportunity . Still trying to convince me to see him again....Nahhhhhhhhhhhh

NEXT !!!!

the paradox of orgasms: the more you try to cum, the less you will.

[nonpareil]

here,a hug to make you fell better.


Sorry hun

I'm no good at C.V.'s/resume (ay) s

[Sexy Fernanda]

the paradox of orgasms: the more you try to cum, the less you will.

I wasn't trying, he simply didn't made it ,simple . You make woman cum or not. There's no half term.

[circumcised guy]

I have the most amazing sex life well in my imagination anyway Seriously though except for my times with the gorgeous ladies here it's not so hot

[Meursault]

I wasn't trying, he simply didn't made it ,simple . You make woman cum or not. There's no half term.

well maybe you were expecting one and that is why he failed.

[Meursault]

What?

its a paradox.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_hedonism

too many people chase the destination when the journey counts

[Meursault]

Unfortunately I get you.


"for the hedonist, constant pleasure-seeking may not yield the most actual pleasure or happiness"


I say again.


What?


I'm a complex person.

sorry im unsure as to what you are asking:

"Happiness cannot be pursued; it must ensue, and it only does so as the unintended side effect of one's personal dedication to a cause greater than oneself or as the by-product of one's surrender to a person other than oneself.

The more a man tries to demonstrate his sexual potency or a woman her ability to experience orgasm, the less they are able to succeed. Pleasure is, and must remain, a side-effect or by-product, and is destroyed and spoiled to the degree to which it is made a goal in itself"