Famous last words

[willneverdie]

"tell them I said something"

[SteveB]

George Best(1946-2005) Don't die like I did.

Siddhattha Gautama (Buddha)(circa 563 BC - circa 483 BC) Work hard to gain your own salvation.

Donald Campbell(1921–1967) Hallo, the bow is up… I'm going… I'm on my back… I've gone. Oh.

King Charles II(1630–1685) Let not poor Nelly(his mistress) starve.

Kurt Cobain(1967-1994) It's better to burn out than to fade away.

Stan Laurel(1890-1965) I'd rather be skiing.

John Lennon(1940-1980) I'm shot.

Spike Milligan(1918-2005) I told you I was ill.

Admiral Horatio Nelson(1758–1805) Thank God, I have done my duty.

Captain Lawrence Oates(1880–1912) I am just going outside and may be some time. [Captain, 6th (Inniskilling) Dragoons.] Knowing he was too ill to survive, he walked out of the tent on Captain Scott’s South Polar expedition so as not to hinder the rest.

[Danny2011]

A descendant of George Armstrong Custer went to a painter and said: "I'd like a painting of my most famous ancestor's most famous accomplishment, Custer's Last Stand."

The painter thinks about it for a while, then tells Custer Jr. to come back in a month with $10,000 and he'd get his painting. A month later, Custer Jr. returns, pays the painter, and the painting is brought out. At the top of the painting is a cow with a halo over her head looking down on the ground. On the ground as far as the eye can see are Native Americans having sex. Custer Jr. looks at the painting and asks: "What does this have to do with Custer's Last Stand."

The painter replies: "This painting represents Custer's last words."

"Oh, and what were they?"

"Holy Cow, look at all those fucking Indians."

[Rocker123]

"I shall now cut the blue wire" : Bomb Disposal Expert

[SteveB]

Karl Marx : “Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough!”

[SteveB]

Jack Daniels : “One last drink, please.”

[Lerxst]

Maitre D: And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.

Mr Creosote: No.

Maitre D: Oh sir! It's only a tiny little thin one.

Mr Creosote: No. Fuck off - I'm full... [Belches]

Maitre D: Oh sir... it's only wafer thin.

Mr Creosote: Look - I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.

Maitre D: Oh sir, just... just one...

Mr Creosote: Oh all right. Just one.

[UB40]

'You take the one on the left and ill take the one on the right'
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid as they charged out of a cave to their deaths into a betallion of soldiers in Bolivia!