"Real Irish" escorts

[JAMESCORK]

What is LOLL?

LOLL means "Laugh Out Loud Literally" as opposed to LOL which doesn't mean the person is actuallly laughing I suppose.

So now you know - LOLL means "Laugh Out Loud Literally" - don't thank me.

Bollix.... Lobs out long langer....

They luvs it they does.....

[Long Dong Silver]

So Lady von Teese has been lobbing out her long langer?

[JAMESCORK]

Nationalities have always been controversial on EI. Some believe that owning an Irish Setter qualifies for an Irish passport. Don't want to sound racist here, i love everyone, but don't like being deceived.

Anyway, I am trying to develop a questionnaire to verify Irishness.

Answer the following Yes or No:

Do you eat potatoes at least 5 days per week?

Can you say the Hail Mary?

Do you use the words "Grand so"?

Do you make porridge and a cup of tea for breakfast?

Do you wear Primark clothes?

Do you put salt on your dinner before you even taste it?

Do you know the first line of our National Anthem?

Do you understand what "terribly good" means?

Do you feel a tiny bit guilty on Sunday mornings for not going to mass?

Do you support Glasgow Celtic?

Do you hate the Irish language?

Greater than 8/11 will do for me!

Slàn.

Rach would score 10/11....and she is philipino.

She supports Barco.

[Cosa Nostra]

Personally I am not into proving anything to anyone especially someone who I have never met or just an avatar. Much more fun things to get on with Loll

You dont know what time your wasting when you could be having fun. Loll But whatever rocks your boat honey. xx

Lady Von Teese

And there I was trying to impress you....back to the drawing board.

[annabel taylor]

And there I was trying to impress you....back to the drawing board.

Try the atm before the drawing board

[JAMESCORK]

Try the atm before the drawing board

I lolled....

[Naughtynatalie]

Try the atm before the drawing board

you are a funny fecker

[SteveB]

loll. verb:

sit, lie, or stand in a lazy, relaxed way.

synonyms: lounge, sprawl, drape oneself, stretch oneself, lie, sit, flop; hang down, hang, hang loosely, dangle, droop, sag, flap, flop, drop slouch, slump; laze, luxuriate, put one's feet up, lean back, recline, relax, take it easy, repose, rest; loaf, idle, vegetate;
(of a part of the body) hang loosely; droop.

[annabel taylor]

you are a funny fecker

I get it form my mamma

[Ladyvonteese]

I love it when men try to impress me, regardless if they get it right or not, its always a 8 out of 10 for effort. Thought all Irish threads when being taken down, you must be impressing someone honey. Lol

Have a good week.

Lady Von Teese

And there I was trying to impress you....back to the drawing board.