im going to shoot him

[annabel taylor]

I'm slightly superstitious esp about magpies one for sorrow two for joy

Well there this little arsehole who stalking my balcony, every morning, I can't open my curtains without seeing the little wanker, I'm actually really honestly thinking about getting an air soft rifle and steal pellets and making his kids orphans
U think he bring his wife or something but nooooo little dickface comes alone to blighted my day

Plus an air soft rifle legal and does break the skin. I'd imagine one to testicle been rather unpleasant...

If anyone knows a humane way to keep him off my balcony I like to hear


Coz I will shoot the fuck