Yudda, Yudda, Yudda - I go away for a few days and what happens?

[Hot Lizzy]

The Swallow or Spit Queen is back and shocked to see that the Soap Opera Section has become very boring - so it's time to spruce it up.

Firstly i would like to say if there is already a swallow or spit queen on here, sorry but its my new tag now so nerrr.

I see there are people working in some strange towns, one called Portaloo - Just thought i would let you know i won't be doing my retirement tour there, be using it for other things for the obvious reasons - lets face it - it aint the mile high its a portable toilet. Yeah before some smart Alec tells me its not spelt that way, i do know its a JOKE.

Waterford, thought that was a place that made Glasses, guess that folk go there now and not to Spec Savers.

Victor Manzi Panzi, for godsakes, no rush, no lies, no regrets........Just get on with the bloody job - it all just to boring now, the guys don't like the rushing, but the lies are what come with the job as for the regrets, - what would make someone regret seeing you if they had a good time.........Find a new tag line cos we are all bored with that.

Ballsbridge, Ballsbridge........come on is that the best name anyone could come up with for a town - yikes - don't think i will be doing my retirement tour there either.

Loving some of the new characters on here and for those of you that think that scum bag Nick is my son he is no son of mine........Poor old Dotty worked her socks off turning tricks in Cork.......but then as Brucie would say - Didn't she do well - still nothing for a pair not in this game........

Be writing the life and times of this Swallow or Spit Queen for you all to read soon - no real names - just all gonna be called Tom, Dick or Paddy to keep their I.D.'s secret but i must say one thing - the fellas in Cork really do have something to offer a Lady......and i would like to thank lots of you that brought me Chrissie Presents - really nice of you, hope you enjoyed your Champers with the Mince Pies and the other little Nibbles.

Swallow or Spit.........thats the question? Do you or don't you........Listerine Liz xx