What's the best saying you've heard

**scan for you** · 21-01-15, 17:12

Mine is ..... you're like a glass eye lovely to look at but not worth a f$#k.

**SteveB** · 21-01-15, 18:00

There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who understand binary and those who don't."

**Floki** · 21-01-15, 18:04

One that my father said to me before.

"No matter where you stick your finger on the map, you'll always find a shithead."

**anon361** · 21-01-15, 18:06

There are 3 type's of people, those that can do math and those that can't..

**xagerate** · 21-01-15, 18:08

"A good deed never goes unpunished"

Never has a truer saying been uttered.

**Naughtynatalie** · 21-01-15, 18:14

You cant fatten a thoroughbred

I never had a reply to the slim/skinny jibes before I heard it

**SteveB** · 22-01-15, 09:52

Originally Posted by SophieX

Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves...

Man cashes in 500lbs of pennies after collecting them for more than 60 years

http://money.aol.co.uk/2015/01/21/ma...6pLid%3D323850

**Best Before** · 22-01-15, 10:40

Originally Posted by SophieX

Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves...

Is this a metaphor for 50's and 500 euro notes

**Gobshite** · 21-01-15, 18:34

Originally Posted by SteveB

There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who understand binary and those who don't."

Best joke for a long time for us intellectuals. What about the other 8 types of people

10110000100111101

**peregine** · 21-01-15, 19:20

If you fail to plan you plan to fail.

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