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    Quote Originally Posted by hornylimerick View Post
    I like driving in them,,,I fucking hate cyclists!!!

    the council decided to take a lane away from us motorists near me to extend the path with two cycle lanes,,,I'm not joking you can actually drive a truck in the new cycle lanes they're so big!!! Took them 6 months to put them in causing unmercifully bad traffic and 3 months later I'm yet to see a single fucking cyclist use them,,,they still insist on being on the roads,,,

    remember its motorists who pay road tax and all the want to do is put in stupid cycle lanes that no one uses. When they should be fixing the potholes!!!

    fucking cyclists!!!!
    Just wondering how sane it is to hate people who apparently don't exist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    Ah I get it. Im a bit slow today. I die on the bus lanes. ah right. Errr nope Im driving too many people mad to die now.

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    Sorry, I wouldn't wish you any harm, I just thought it was a very funny reply
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    Quote Originally Posted by hornylimerick View Post
    I like driving in them,,,I fucking hate cyclists!!!

    the council decided to take a lane away from us motorists near me to extend the path with two cycle lanes,,,I'm not joking you can actually drive a truck in the new cycle lanes they're so big!!! Took them 6 months to put them in causing unmercifully bad traffic and 3 months later I'm yet to see a single fucking cyclist use them,,,they still insist on being on the roads,,,

    remember its motorists who pay road tax and all the want to do is put in stupid cycle lanes that no one uses. When they should be fixing the potholes!!!

    fucking cyclists!!!!
    Remember, one of those cyclists could very well be an Escort from here and Please keep it in mind that cyclists are people too, horny

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    Cycling in cycle lanes. I fuckin love it, especially when a pedestrian walks out into the lane way and I get to slap him in the back of the head as I sail past.


    Fucking pedestrians,
    Jiberside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    Walking in cycle lanes. I fuckin love it especially when a cycle is coming my way.

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    Up in Belfast everywhere is a f***ing cycle lane! Walking along wouldn't quite be the same if some dickhead wasn't weaving towards you on the busy footpath!
    Last edited by Red79; 12-01-15 at 17:59.
    The above post, and many post on e-i, is for humour and myrth and therefore cannot be taken as intelligent or well grammatically/factually engineered.

    This man is not clever

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    Westies last words, Oh fuck its a bus..

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    Quote Originally Posted by hornylimerick View Post
    I like driving in them,,,I fucking hate cyclists!!!

    the council decided to take a lane away from us motorists near me to extend the path with two cycle lanes,,,I'm not joking you can actually drive a truck in the new cycle lanes they're so big!!! Took them 6 months to put them in causing unmercifully bad traffic and 3 months later I'm yet to see a single fucking cyclist use them,,,they still insist on being on the roads,,,

    remember its motorists who pay road tax and all the want to do is put in stupid cycle lanes that no one uses. When they should be fixing the potholes!!!

    fucking cyclists!!!!
    it's actually emissions tax, so you are paying for the emissions that come out of your car.

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    If i see someone in the cycling lane I usually punch them in the face or the back of the head depending on what direction they are walking

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    Quote Originally Posted by paul_m View Post

    it's actually emissions tax, so you are paying for the emissions that come out of your car.
    But this gets onto another point. You are already paying for this with the tax on the petrol and road tax. Meanwhile the cyclist gets custom made lanes and pays nothing.

    And they STILL cycle on the pavement!
    The above post, and many post on e-i, is for humour and myrth and therefore cannot be taken as intelligent or well grammatically/factually engineered.

    This man is not clever

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    On my first trip to Amsterdam I spent 4 days getting run into by cyclists, really pissed me off! It was only on my last day I realised I was in the cycle lane!

    Last edited by Naughtynatalie; 12-01-15 at 20:29. Reason: my friends knew & had been laughing at me the whole time!

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