guilty - da burka boyz

[da burka boyz]

MAMMY!!!!!!

H.....E.......L.....P.......

THESE BOYS ARE TRYING TO DO A J.L.S ON ME

Iz all comin out now man

spill the beanz yoz little tyrone twerp or its da size 10 slippa fo u


Btw b4 we fatwah yo ass how do uz get yur hair so nice bro?, wez kah’nt do a fing wiv r’s somedaz

we hav a bad hair day every frick n day man an it a’int rite, not rite at tall.

Sorry E man wherewoz we………oh yah slippa for the nippa wan it?

[eoghan]

Iz all comin out now man

spill the beanz yoz little tyrone twerp or its da size 10 slippa fo u


Btw b4 we fatwah yo ass how do uz get yur hair so nice bro?, wez kah’nt do a fing wiv r’s somedaz

we hav a bad hair day every frick n day man an it a’int rite, not rite at tall.

Sorry E man wherewoz we………oh yah slippa for the nippa wan it?

bout yous lads, EVERYONE loves my hair, all the fellas in co tyrone over 12yrs old is now trying to get a hair cut like mine. Dymna,s unisex in dungiven has a queue down the street now, u kno!

i,ll tell yous boys but its a bit of an embarrassing secret. so dont tell any1

DO YOUS PROMISE NOT TO THROW YER SLIPPERS AT ME?????????

see, thon wan cheryl cole, the heure gives me the biggest DOSE of the ROOT i seen her bending over at the auditions and i went all bleary eyed and this warm stickyness filled my Y-fronts i didnt wan her 2 see a stain in me crotch so i stuck me hand in through the hole in me pocket, scooped up the warm sticky stuff and rubbed it into me hair.

15 mins later it happened again and again......and again.......and again....and so on.......

so lads if yous want hair as brilliant as mine just keep rubbing that white sticky stuff that comes outta yer micky into yer hair

[Clint Eastwood]

No wonder your hair looks so poofy

[eoghan]

No wonder your hair looks so poofy

aye, ur just jealous clint

so many women love me hair and they they,re must really think i,m funny too cos they,re always laffin at me


my girlfriend dianne doesn,t think i,m poofy

just to prove it SMELL MY FINGER

[nick cotton]

aye, ur just jealous clint
so many women love me hair and they they,re must really think i,m funny too cos they,re always laffin at me my girlfriend dianne doesn,t think i,m poofy
just to prove it SMELL MY FINGER

eastwood is jealous son, because hes baldy and old, you,ve a future he does,nt. THANKFULLY me MA HAS DUMPED HIM here son have a puff of this funny cigarette, it,ll make you feel better

[Clint Eastwood]

No your ma hasnt dumped me. Im going knowhere nicker boy. I dont take no for an answer. Im here to stay.

[Hot Lizzy]

No your ma hasnt dumped me. Im going knowhere nicker boy. I dont take no for an answer. Im here to stay.

Clint, do i look like i would turn out a boy that looked like that for god sake - he isnt my son and im not his mother...........ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[eoghan]

eastwood is jealous son, because hes baldy and old, you,ve a future he does,nt. THANKFULLY me MA HAS DUMPED HIM here son have a puff of this funny cigarette, it,ll make you feel better

Thanks nick, ur the only wans been nice 2 me. here luk wot i stole. its a pair of kims knickers from girls aloud. here av a wee sniff, i,d eat me chips outta nadines. got 2 go, thers millions of wee girls, oul dolls and donegal men in dungiven 2nite 4 me homecomin