I want,
Originally Posted by
Kris Kringle
Hello boys and girls,
Its that time of year again, I've made my list but like always all the boys and girls on E-I are causing me problems, so i want to check who's been naughty and whos been nice this year...and of course see what presents you want, and what you deserve...
So if you will all tell me what you want and if you have been a good boy or girl, i'll check you off my list and see you on christmas eve..
ho ho ho ..... merry christmas..santa4
WORLD PEACE!!!
And a surprise.
But if you can't swing that then just drop off Malena & Carmen from the sleigh where I am still incarcerated for a crime of passion I was framed for yonks ago. Just make sure they have those xmas costumes.
Failing all of the above then I guess a shaving set and socks will do but they are a distant second to M & C.
Ps
Can you get Rudolf and the lads to stop crapping on the roof of my coup, ta
..Eddie.
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