They would rule Hackney Marshes!!

In Goal - Pat of course - nothing gets past her!

Central Defenders

The fab Carmen and Malena - what a great partnership, they always know where each other is on the pitch and can swap positions faster than you can say "Muffdive" Always the first ones in for an early bath

Fullbacks

Has to be QPH - E-1's great defender, but prone to getting forward and creating at every opportunity. Prone to sulking if you get one past him

Carlos - just cos he likes being forward!

Defensive midfielder
Has to be Lizzy, bites your ankles and generally gets in the oppositions face! Very verbal and likes putting it about a bit!

Creative midfielder
Dolly - she just loves getting creative on ya and doing ball step overs. Bit injury prone, always having to be rubbed down with the magic sponge and using a strap on\up!

Left wing
The one and only Mari - Unpredictable, dribbles a lot, good in the air - the boy has the lot, including a robbie fowler line in goal celebrations!

Forwards
Has to be Bigpaws - Big Target man whos always upfront and who unsettles any defence, he's a handful alright!

Anna S Slippery customer, quick, inventive, but prone to going down on the oppositions box Can we play with her every week?


On the Bench
Westie - Super Sub cos he only hangs around for 5mins here and there, drifts in and out of the game
Ric Flair - He likes to score but likes the hugging and kissing a bit too much afterwards!