The above post, and many post on e-i, is for humour and myrth and therefore cannot be taken as intelligent or well grammatically/factually engineered.
This man is not clever
Yes. Other than the fact most ladies on that type of structure want to stack them high..My opinion is if the price starts at €70 for the half but by the time you have paid €10 for the shower, an extra €5 touch each breast, €20 for the owo and the optional deluxe extra of €10 to dry brush the lips you might as well forget the hour, you will never get it.
If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila
Only sad bastards seek gratification from signatures
blue rebel (31-12-14)