- what's the difference between a snowmen and a snowladie?
- a snowball
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- what's the difference between a snowmen and a snowladie?
- a snowball
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Two blondes decide to go into the woods to look for Christmas tree. After several hours of searching, one of them says to the other: is not working! I propose to take the first tree that we find ... whether or not has balls! /////////::////A discussion between two children , in their room : Boy to girl :
- What you ask Santa Claus this year?
- A Barbie doll . What about u?
- I will require a Tampax !
- Tampax ? What's this?
- Hmmm , I have no idea ! But say on TV that if you use it you can go to the beach every day , to go by bike, swim in the pool, to dance , to run , to do a lot of things ... without anyone realizing !
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Some people are such treasures that you just want to bury them
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Q: Why does Santa have such a big sack?
A: Because he only CUMS once a year.
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And Those in Pics with a relevence here!!
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I was Santa last year and i visited all the lonely women . Came down the chimney to one woman and she said to me please Santa make love to me as i have not been with a man in a year. I said ho ho ho i've got to go, i've got to get the presents to the kids you know. She took off her top and again begged me to make love to her which again i said ho ho ho i've got to go i've got to get the presents to the kids you know. Then she took off all her clothes and asked me the same again to which i answered ho ho ho i've got to stay, i can't go back up the chimney with my dick this way.
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What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snow-woman??
A snow-woman is easier to make, because with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and pack all that extra snow into balls to make its testicles!!
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
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An other Ryanair flight on time
" WE ARE CONNACHT "
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