Thank for the kind suggestion on having a column in the Examiner I think if I did I might find myself out on the streets, maybe NUTS might be more appropriate if they are still in print,more of an agony aunt column using my pen name Miss Enema. TV of course. My first would be to answer the Question of massage parlours being to expansive well then so is a haircut take your standard Number,2,3,4,average cost 10 to 15 euro which take about 6 minutes then your Basin Cut, the Jedward,The Go-faster stripes or the Hard Man Mike Tyson your talking 25 euro for 15 minutes just multiple your 6 minutes by x 10 and you have the price of a good massage with an attractive masseuse covering your body in from head to toe in warm baby lotion both sides with some light chat finally being rubbed down with a warm towel Bliss.