The Good, The Bad & The Ugly - Goodbye to you all......

[SexyCoolbabe Lauren]

THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE UGLY!!

I was in two minds whether to post a message of thanks.

The reason being is that I am not a significant poster on the forums & I felt my message would not be received very well considering I am not a popular/regular escort/poster.

However, I didn't want to ignore the fact that I have recently ended my touring days in Ireland & really wanted to thank a number of people. I could add far more to my positive/negative comments but it would be one very long read! LOL

The GOOD:
During my years of touring Ireland I have met a great many men who have been decent, genuine & with whom I have had some of the best sexual experiences. I have to thank all the guys who came to see but especially to my many regulars for coming to see me over the years. I am glad/hope to have given you some memorable experiences & that you will continue to remember them from time to time.

Thanks to the Escort-Ireland administration team for all their support over the phone & online. It is a credit to them that they continue to provide advertising space & the necessary support for myself & all the escorts. (Their only negative is that their advertising rates are a little too high! LOL)

Thanks to all the Escorts who have willingly given their advice & support to me personally & you should know who you are. Thanks also to all the Escorts who have given me encouraging messages of support via PM or on the Forum.

THE BAD:
As you all well know, escorts cannot please all of the men all of the time. For those who have met me & left somewhat disappointed then I just want to thank you for even taking the time to visit me anyway. Sorry I was not quite what you expected but I hope you will forgive me if you got me on a bad day or what I did was not working for you. It is unfortunate that the sexual chemistry did not work for us at the time.

THE UGLY:
You may wonder who I mean by the Ugly! Well, I cannot forget all the idiots with stupid questions, guys leaving abusive texts & voicemails & all the many many timewasters who I have encountered over the years. I am not going to thank you guys but I will say that your behaviour was totally uncalled for & shows a total lack of respect & consideration. If what you did is your idea of fun then I have to say that you are all sad pathetic examples of the male species! And to be honest you do not deserve to have any sexual experiences with me or any of the many wonderful escorts on here.

Having said the above, I will add that I am by no means perfect & I am not going to deny that I have said things in the past which were inappropriate. However men seem to forget that escorts including myself can deal with several idiots/timewasters in any one day & it is no surprise that we may become intolerant & lose our patience hence the negative responses you get at these times. On my part, all I can do now is apologise to those I have verbally abused....you just got me at a bad time.

I did start writing up a list of 'Do's & Don'ts of Punting' following my experiences of escorting but I came to the conclusion that I would be wasting my time as it would probably not be received very well & the main culprits would probably not read the forum anyway. I may decide to post it on my own website or on Adultwork for those that are interested in getting my thoughts on this.

Anyway......like I said, I have ended my days of Touring Ireland. However, I will continue to work from my own apartment in Langley/Slough which is based 15minutes from Heathrow airport. Feel free to give me a call/PM/email if you ever fly into/or out of Heathrow & would like to experience some fun with me. You can find me on Adultwork, Escort-England or my own website Sexycoolbabe-Lauren.

I have mixed feelings about ending my Touring Days as I cannot lie - I will certainly miss my many favourites & I secretly hope they get the chance to come to the UK sometime & take time out to visit me for a repeat. I will certainly not miss the negative aspects of Touring & now look forward to spending more time at home.

Thanks again to all my clients – it has been one helluva rollercoaster of experiences!

Goodbye to you all! - Take care x

xxx SexyCoolBabe Lauren xxx