Escorts in McDonalds

**Clueless** · 14-11-14, 23:40

I was just wondering are you likely to bump into escorts in McDonalds or are they be likely to be found in fancy restaurants or Cocktail Bars?

**Jiberjabber** · 14-11-14, 23:48

Mixed metaphors. My favourite.

I jest. So you mean an escort has never asked you to pop into MacDonalds and pick her up a Big Mac on the way to hers? You haven't lived yet.

**funlover12** · 14-11-14, 23:52

why does this thread remind me of steak

**Clueless** · 14-11-14, 23:52

Originally Posted by Jiberjabber

Mixed metaphors. My favourite.

I jest. So you mean an escort has never asked you to pop into MacDonalds and pick her up a Big Mac on the way to hers? You haven't lived yet.

Its bound to happen now that you have mentioned it !

**funlover12** · 14-11-14, 23:55

slightly creepy tbh

**Empirical** · 16-11-14, 09:25

Originally Posted by Jiberjabber

Mixed metaphors. My favourite.

I jest. So you mean an escort has never asked you to pop into MacDonalds and pick her up a Big Mac on the way to hers? You haven't lived yet.

Or a bottle of something; make sure you know where the off-licences are! (And Lidl are useless if it's something specific.)

**samlad** · 15-11-14, 13:08

Originally Posted by Clueless

I was just wondering are you likely to bump into escorts in McDonalds or are they be likely to be found in fancy restaurants or Cocktail Bars?

Doing a week's shop in Aldi.

**southerngeorge** · 15-11-14, 13:12

Met an escort on a Ryanair flight to Malaga in the Summer!!

She remembered me and we sat together for the flight and had a great chat!!!

**Cornelia** · 15-11-14, 17:21

Originally Posted by Clueless

I was just wondering are you likely to bump into escorts in McDonalds or are they be likely to be found in fancy restaurants or Cocktail Bars?

**philipkntz** · 16-11-14, 13:16

Originally Posted by Clueless

I was just wondering are you likely to bump into escorts in McDonalds or are they be likely to be found in fancy restaurants or Cocktail Bars?

Don't be silly. The pimps keep them locked up except when they are allowed out on dinner dates, in which case there will be a big burly guy standing near the door.

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