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    Default Are you bad in bed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
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    Now that's a thought, what is bad in bed? Men who dribble for a start. The staccato shag for another. Then there is the mN who pretends he hasn't come and carries on with flaccid penis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Now that's a thought, what is bad in bed? Men who dribble for a start. The staccato shag for another. Then there is the mN who pretends he hasn't come and carries on with flaccid penis.
    never dribbled--except with a ballgag....staccato shag...not sure what u mean..Could never carry on with a flacid penis--its on am inch long lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by wakka View Post
    never dribbled--except with a ballgag....staccato shag...not sure what u mean..Could never carry on with a flacid penis--its on am inch long lol

    A staccato shag is a man who has no rhythm. It's kinda...bang bang bang, wheeze, bang bang bang bang bang oops. The end.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    A staccato shag is a man who has no rhythm. It's kinda...bang bang bang, wheeze, bang bang bang bang bang oops. The end.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    A staccato shag is a man who has no rhythm. It's kinda...bang bang bang, wheeze, bang bang bang bang bang oops. The end.
    oh dear---kinda have to p[ut my hand up--sort of lol x
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    A staccato shag is a man who has no rhythm. It's kinda...bang bang bang, wheeze, bang bang bang bang bang oops. The end.
    Sounds like a good bang tbh

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Are you bad in bed? Why? Post your problems here. We can help and laugh.
    I can't answer that one — best ask my tutors

    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    A staccato shag is a man who has no rhythm. It's kinda...bang bang bang, wheeze, bang bang bang bang bang oops. The end.
    Hmmmm... You learn something new every day — I don't think I am guilty of the staccato shag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Now that's a thought, what is bad in bed? Men who dribble for a start. The staccato shag for another. Then there is the mN who pretends he hasn't come and carries on with flaccid penis.
    you mean with no rhythm, the tone deaf of sex if you will

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