Can't say i didn't try

[n73]

That must be code for Caviar & Dom Perignon....

Pft, fresh cod and a flagon of Strongbow more like

[LoveAMature]

If what i heard about you is true in that you are scouse, the very thought of hearing you say "brekkie" made me weak at the knees....... Quite odd i know

[Playitsam]

That must be code for Caviar & Dom Perignon....

Sophie we just have to do breakfast my darling

[noneother]

tell us more details ....what was the seducing ritual ?

irish seducing ritual = love you up for a ride ?





lol not me i would wine and dine , see a day like today , a spa treatment both of you , then a nice lunch , then go out somewhere go for a walk or cinema ,

then on the sly ( nmaybe say dear you go shopping ) so you pick up flowers candles and chocolate massage oil , #

you get home sneak your stuff in run a bath for her , while she is bathing cook dinner , set out flowers and candles then you get suited and booted , be waiting for her with a single rose , show her to the table and present dinner


desert will be the chocolates and maybe some ice cream

then a movie watch together all cuddled up some light kissing show your affection


then the massage , you offer a massage ( reason for removing clothes ) then you try seduce


after this then you can call it a failure

[JasonStag]

tell us more details ....what was the seducing ritual ?

" Brace yerself" always works for me !

[n73]

" Brace yerself" always works for me !

I just poke her in the back with me stiffy !

[Jiberjabber]

irish seducing ritual = love you up for a ride ?





lol not me i would wine and dine , see a day like today , a spa treatment both of you , then a nice lunch , then go out somewhere go for a walk or cinema ,

then on the sly ( nmaybe say dear you go shopping ) so you pick up flowers candles and chocolate massage oil , #

you get home sneak your stuff in run a bath for her , while she is bathing cook dinner , set out flowers and candles then you get suited and booted , be waiting for her with a single rose , show her to the table and present dinner


desert will be the chocolates and maybe some ice cream

then a movie watch together all cuddled up some light kissing show your affection


then the massage , you offer a massage ( reason for removing clothes ) then you try seduce


after this then you can call it a failure

You're obviously not married then

[patty]

At a function last night so I took Today off said we would have a nice day together, feeling horny this morning I tried to seduce my wife, got the usual rebuttal, so Im on here now , will make a booking and then go on the beer for the day.
Cant say i didn.t try.
who is wrong me or her

all i can say is it is hard to say who is right or wrong did u give up to easy with ur wife or should u have to try so hard

[Meursault]

At a function last night so I took Today off said we would have a nice day together, feeling horny this morning I tried to seduce my wife, got the usual rebuttal, so Im on here now , will make a booking and then go on the beer for the day.
Cant say i didn.t try.
who is wrong me or her

ITS BUSINESS TIME

[noneother]

You're obviously not married then

nope im not , dont have a gf either

all i do all day is play video games watch movies , do what i want , no housework or anything its pretty sad

ive all this love to give and no one to give it too