That's a good shpiel Sam. There are ladies who are more proactive than others, and more proactive means they have experience and confidence. They know how to play, or they can act well. We love them. There's nothing more boring than a lady who will just lie back and think of (whatever) and let you do whatever.
Reviewing a passive lady is a real challenge. You know she needs good reviews, she means no harm, and everyone has to start somewhere. But you paid your money, spent time getting there, took your time with her, but couldn't recommend her to your best friend - which is what reviews are all about.
I agree about hyperbole, good or bad - maybe a 24-hour cooling off period between the visit and posting the review would help?