so how long have you been punting?

[funlover12]

Hotel California


On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light (red light?)
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway (arrives her place on way home)
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell (ha has gone through many of our heads at some stage, hope its her/legit)
Then she lit up a candle
And she showed me the way (took him to the room)
There were voices down the corridor (literal brothel noises)
I thought I heard them say (or his inner voice/demons)


Welcome to the
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
You can find it here
You can find it here


Her mind is Tiffany twisted (her name)
She's got the Mercedes bends (luxury top end girl)
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls friends (clients)
How they dance in the courtyard
Sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget (some go to get away from shit life, others to enjoy the experience for what it is)
So I called up the Captain
Please bring me my wine
He said
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say (his conscience talking to him at night, weve been there!)


Welcome to the
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place (background)
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise (background)
Bring your alibies


Mirrors on the ceiling (for sex brothel setup)
Pink champagne on ice
And she said
We are all just prisoners here (we all decided to go down this road but now so hard to escape....stop)
Of our own device
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast (as much as we try its just too good (her money wise ect, us experiences)
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door (making an effort to stop and get out of punting)
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
Relax said the nightman
We are programed to recieve
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave (the realities of the situation are delivered to him by his conscience, "you cant quit this")
-----

[tony1]

go to bed you're as high as kite

Hotel California


On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light (red light?)
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway (arrives her place on way home)
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell (ha has gone through many of our heads at some stage, hope its her/legit)
Then she lit up a candle
And she showed me the way (took him to the room)
There were voices down the corridor (literal brothel noises)
I thought I heard them say (or his inner voice/demons)


Welcome to the
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
You can find it here
You can find it here


Her mind is Tiffany twisted (her name)
She's got the Mercedes bends (luxury top end girl)
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls friends (clients)
How they dance in the courtyard
Sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget (some go to get away from shit life, others to enjoy the experience for what it is)
So I called up the Captain
Please bring me my wine
He said
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say (his conscience talking to him at night, weve been there!)


Welcome to the
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place (background)
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise (background)
Bring your alibies


Mirrors on the ceiling (for sex brothel setup)
Pink champagne on ice
And she said
We are all just prisoners here (we all decided to go down this road but now so hard to escape....stop)
Of our own device
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast (as much as we try its just too good (her money wise ect, us experiences)
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door (making an effort to stop and get out of punting)
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
Relax said the nightman
We are programed to recieve
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave (the realities of the situation are delivered to him by his conscience, "you cant quit this")
-----

[smallcock]

what a great 2 years since i found this site

[Petros]

My first punt was about 2 ½ years ago with a lovely young lady

[maxq]

Ive been using this site on and off about 5yrs but been mis behaving about 15yrs.

same here, more or less

[maxq]

do any of the long term punters remember an Irish girl called Nikki/Ruth who worked in the IFSC with an american girl called amanda

god they were amazing

[p.l.]

Far too long or not long enough I can't make my mind up.

[madjack]

I have been punting about 35 year's long before the net and appartment's and i had no mobile phone. Down to Limerick and drink enough to give me courage,walk to the usual haunt's and do it standing up against a wall. Then a few girls got flat's and the price went up but that was ok for at least the wind and rain wasn't blowing up my arse. Thankful that this site came along as now we have luxurious appartment's, beautiful ladies, ( all girl's are beautiful no matter what size,shape,colour,nationality or age ) and every comfort one could think of.

[beautyaddict]

curious who are the heavy weight users of the site in terms of total years. poll coming

Hey funlover long time no chat, me its been just over 15 years here there and everywhere but I am retiring as I have met my Nemesis on this site and she has ruined my game . BTW love the Vietnam post pure genius

[bollocks]

I've been punting since we got rid of the pound in this country ,,,,,,,,,,,,and introduced PUNTS ,,,,,and now we have fukin euros