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[Johnny Simpleton]

it really is boring drives me wrong especially when all the gyms are closed so you can't get rid of any energy except running around a field of something

i just eat as much as i can and drink as much as i can,i wouldnt be fit to go to a gym after all that

[Kendra]

Do the Escorts look forward to Xmas Time, I love that time of year and cant wait

What the actual fuck?? Hahahahaha! Is that a serious question?

You do know that escorts are human beings and not blow up dolls?

What an odd, odd question and I don't mean to be rude.......just kinda taken back with that one!

[Johnny Simpleton]

i was only joking.

probably because it doesnt snow in spain that she doesnt like christmas

Oh ok,,,,,

[funlover12]

it really is boring drives me wrong especially when all the gyms are closed so you can't get rid of any energy except running around a field of something

er erm, shagging escorts!

[funlover12]

anyway chistmas is only one day a year.......despite people buying enough shopping to last for weeks

[Johnny Simpleton]

What the actual fuck?? Hahahahaha! Is that a serious question?

You do know that escorts are human beings and not blow up dolls?

What an odd, odd question and I don't mean to be rude.......just kinda taken back with that one!

No, your ok andYes they are human beings, some just don't like the time of year while others do, as one member mentioned most go home for xmas anyway. I cant wait myself

[bluefan1]

What the actual fuck?? Hahahahaha! Is that a serious question?

You do know that escorts are human beings and not blow up dolls?

What an odd, odd question and I don't mean to be rude.......just kinda taken back with that one!

Kendra, I suspect the clue is in his username.

I notice a recent trend in guys who come on here pretending (one sincerely hopes) to be idiots or just taking the piss whilst all the while slyly hinting that they spend their every waking moment squeezing envelopes into the hands of eager escorts. You know the - 'Some escorts tell me' or 'I was with a girl last night and she told me Jesus fucked for three days and three nights before mounting the cross and nailing himself there. What do you think?' type-of-thing. Given the seasonality of the topic I can only think to say;

Bah, humbug!

As another curmudgeonly fucker once declaimed when discussing the topic of Christmas but which is equally as apt in discussing our simpleton friend.

Don't feed it or give it any oxygen is my advice.