Perfect Escort

**JAMESCORK** · 22-09-14, 16:32

Originally Posted by EIFII

Are you sure you got that the right way round, bud?

Originally Posted by dan8808

Cheryl is an awful eejit putting up with you alright.

Ok... I concede...

**Sexy Fernanda** · 22-09-14, 19:07

Originally Posted by dan8808

The perfect escort is the one who does not charge you

Then she is a not a escort, another label would be suitable...

**AmantAmant365** · 22-09-14, 22:10

A combination of everything you've said and more, She is THE "perfect" date.. Leaves you buzzing and happy...
As Oscar Wilde said "Illusion is the first of all pleasures"

**Tommy H** · 22-09-14, 22:19

In most cases if you treat the lady well you will discover the Perfect Escort!

**Jack Daniels n7** · 22-09-14, 22:52

Cindy Forever and Patty..........two lovely ladies ....perfect.

**Withoutaclue** · 22-09-14, 22:55

Chances are if there was a perfect escort, one would never be able to see her.

And if you had the perfect date, would you visit her again in case it was not as good as the first time.

Kind of like going away on the perfect holiday, when you go the second time, it's not as good as you remember it..

**willie wacker** · 22-09-14, 22:59

In fairness there are some great girls on this site and who are damn close to being that perfect escort.
In my eyes they are

**Meursault** · 22-09-14, 22:59

**SmallHorn** · 22-09-14, 23:02

Originally Posted by Withoutaclue

Chances are if there was a perfect escort, one would never be able to see her.

And if you had the perfect date, would you visit her again in case it was not as good as the first time.

Kind of like going away on the perfect holiday, when you go the second time, it's not as good as you remember it..

Have to disagree.
Had the week of my life last week.
Met a wonderful lady twice, second time was even better.

**Withoutaclue** · 22-09-14, 23:05

Originally Posted by SmallHorn

Have to disagree.
Had the week of my life last week.
Met a wonderful lady twice, second time was even better.

Do share, who was the lucky lady

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