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    Quote Originally Posted by Best Before View Post
    Sounds cozy

    Some of my less savory experiences, were more do to the state of the bathrooms and particular the shower. I swear there's a market out there for an 24/7 "Bordello Shower" Repair man. I would drive around in a discrete van like one below...

    A bad bathroom the worst

    The time I strangled luna was over her going what wrong with the shower

    It was a ducking hose in a leaking bath with low water pressure, so U washed in an icecold bathroom with a trickle of scalding water, I attempted a bath nd it flooded the bathroom, and when Luna went what wrong why didn't U shower its fine

    Oooo golly I think I wanted to make her eat the mop, and we never fought sharing always laughed about things

    But I love baths god damm it,

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    Quote Originally Posted by annabel taylor View Post
    A bad bathroom the worst

    The time I strangled luna was over her going what wrong with the shower

    It was a ducking hose in a leaking bath with low water pressure, so U washed in an icecold bathroom with a trickle of scalding water, I attempted a bath nd it flooded the bathroom, and when Luna went what wrong why didn't U shower its fine

    Oooo golly I think I wanted to make her eat the mop, and we never fought sharing always laughed about things

    But I love baths god damm it,
    If you couldn't figure out your own facilities, I would be interested to hear how your client's got on
    Last edited by Best Before; 16-09-14 at 09:49.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Best Before View Post
    If you couldn't figure out your own facilities, I would be interested to hear how your client's got on
    I saw only regs who well aren't Nancy boys about things, and help them scrub up quite funny been honest or told them scrub yourself before, all where warned using my typical brand of humour and just laughed and said a shower wouldn't stop them

    And then I drank buckfast and ran around Waterford and watch Luna get a tattoo done

    On outfall I suggested fun in the bath, fun been me in it with a smoke and door closed and he sits outside on he can talk white to me and watch me in the bath

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    Quote Originally Posted by annabel taylor View Post
    I saw only regs who well aren't Nancy boys about things, and help them scrub up quite funny been honest or told them scrub yourself before, all where warned using my typical brand of humour and just laughed and said a shower wouldn't stop them

    And then I drank buckfast and ran around Waterford and watch Luna get a tattoo done

    On outfall I suggested fun in the bath, fun been me in it with a smoke and door closed and he sits outside on he can talk white to me and watch me in the bath
    There's always wet wipes if they can't manage to arrive pristine

    You must really love your regulars if you can just get them to pay to talk to you while your having a bath. I assume they clean up their own mess...
    Last edited by Best Before; 16-09-14 at 10:11.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Best Before View Post
    There's always wet wipes if they can't manage to arrive pristine

    You must really love your regulars if you can just get them to pay to talk to you while your having a bath. I assume they clean up their own mess...
    Yes the can wank while talking too, well no if I have a bath on outcall its free extra time

    So U can't cum during it, and only talk to me if your witty and sound

    Plus someone to scrub ur back is handy

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    Quote Originally Posted by annabel taylor View Post
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    You should see some dumbs I ended up in, pre paid

    Ive actual just laughed, and once nearly strangled luna over a shower, it was shocking

    But I do be embarrassed and tend to go on rip for the week instead, if I share I get over shit, nd buy some linens or something to dress it up, I like to call it the collage gfe...

    In Galway I once had a room I could open my legs nd touch the walls on each side....

    And then some towns hotels, well U need to pick workability over luxury sadly, but if I'm sitting in hotel all day I do love a bit luxury... apartment meh if there shit holes, add a bit of air head to the act tartan short pleated skirt say hey baby and have a stir k of weed out of the place, and its like the collage fuck buddy/gfe

    In fact I think I'm offering a unique experience add in I'm Irish girl next door type, I think I'm on too something
    Have I read that correct. Weed? I love smoking weed with girls, always have a great time. I must bring you a present

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    Quote Originally Posted by annabel taylor View Post
    Yes the can wank while talking too, well no if I have a bath on outcall its free extra time

    So U can't cum during it, and only talk to me if your witty and sound

    Plus someone to scrub ur back is handy
    So you go to theirs to bathe, clever girl
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    Quote Originally Posted by Best Before View Post
    So you go to theirs to bathe, clever girl

    When faced with a hose nd leaking bath


    Nd maybe impending water charges.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curious k View Post
    Have I read that correct. Weed? I love smoking weed with girls, always have a great time. I must bring you a present
    Well I'm more a believer in herbalist movement
    Free the herb cure the nations plus as a business mind I just tax wasted ever day things like weed are left to a blackmarket

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    Quote Originally Posted by annabel taylor View Post
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    You should see some dumbs I ended up in, pre paid

    Ive actual just laughed, and once nearly strangled luna over a shower, it was shocking

    But I do be embarrassed and tend to go on rip for the week instead, if I share I get over shit, nd buy some linens or something to dress it up, I like to call it the collage gfe...

    In Galway I once had a room I could open my legs nd touch the walls on each side....

    And then some towns hotels, well U need to pick workability over luxury sadly, but if I'm sitting in hotel all day I do love a bit luxury... apartment meh if there shit holes, add a bit of air head to the act tartan short pleated skirt say hey baby and have a stir k of weed out of the place, and its like the collage fuck buddy/gfe

    In fact I think I'm offering a unique experience add in I'm Irish girl next door type, I think I'm on too something
    I lold muchly!

    then remember you have long legs so it prob half true

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