Left-handed Escorts

[BJ99]

Seeing as it's International LeftHanders Day......are there any left-handed escorts?

Now they say 1 in 5 are left-handed and as the Church used to say (trying to strike fear in my younger days...)

Those "citeogs" are being shamelessly sinful by using the Devil's hand!

Thankfully these days lefties are a bit less taboo (HaHa Church! stick that!) and obviously with the advent of the
left-handed peeler....life is...well easier on the meal preparation

So if in the outside world (as us E-I folk call it) lefties were the sinners/black sheep etc then by E-I logic left-handed escorts must be angelic (seeing all the other naughty sinful shenanigans are the norm)

.....So wondering what angels here are blessed lefties?