"What a figure"

[bollocks]

I like a woman with big hands and a small mouth.

and a tight,,you know what.

[bettercallsaul]

Other things constantly mentioned in reviews:

• "big surprise" (TV/TS reviews)
• "treat her right/with respect"
• the use of adjectives such as, "met the lovely", "met the gorgeous" and "met the sexy", etc.
• "mechanical service"
• "going through the motions"
• "she enjoyed/seemed to enjoy it as much as I did"
• "if I was rich/if I won the lottery I would see ------ every day/I would take ------ home and keep her to myself", etc.
• Anal/OWO/French kissing not provided or were extra
• "photos don't do her justice"
• "(insert joke here) lol"

I won't name names here but the worst are the ones where the guy leaving the review is trying to convince us (perhaps himself) he was the best the lady ever had

[samlad]

I won't name names here but the worst are the ones where the guy leaving the review is trying to convince us (perhaps himself) he was the best the lady ever had

That narrows things down!

[samlad]

..and i thought you loved your job...as boring and repetitive it is!

I'm glad that even at this stage, I'm maintaining the illusion

[JAMESCORK]

mentioned in a review,,,,but how important ai figure.

Many men like girls with a bit of flesh on them,,

For me Gfe, closeness of minds, and other things are important,,,,,,figure much less so.

Figure for me is vital. GFE, convincing or feigned is secondary.

[Withoutaclue]

Looks (figure)

Favs

Attitude/chemistry warm, fun, friendly, sexy, sense of humour

Venue/location

For me it's that simple

[Baxter]

Figure for me is vital. GFE, convincing or feigned is secondary.

Always feigned but sometimes convincing !

Figure for me is vital, but depending on my mood at any given time , my tastes can alter dramatically. But a cold disinterested lady is an absolute NO NO , no matter how perfect is her figure.

[JAMESCORK]

Always feigned but sometimes convincing !

Figure for me is vital, but depending on my mood at any given time , my tastes can alter dramatically. But a cold disinterested lady is an absolute NO NO , no matter how perfect is her figure.

actually... "GFE, convincing or feigned" is kinda an oxymoron if you think about it....

[Baxter]

actually... "GFE, convincing or feigned" is kinda an oxymoron if you think about it....

That's far too deep for me at this hour of the night.

GFE, you cant beat it .

[qwerty12345]

I won't name names here but the worst are the ones where the guy leaving the review is trying to convince us (perhaps himself) he was the best the lady ever had

Oh GOD u WAS GENEROUS lol