Big Tits

[Dr. Ivory]

[QUOTE= what's a woman like that
doing in a rural town?
She should be where the money
is,up here in the Big Smoke in Dublin,
far away from all the Wooly back
Culchies :-)[/QUOTE]

Wooly back euros pay the bills just as well as sophisticated Dublin euros. What she might be missing out on, of course, is your smooth, soothing, incomparable line in charming chat ....her loss. If I were her I'd be gutted and lonely in my rural retreat counting all my common agricultural policy euros. Surely nothing beats the attractiveness of those nonchalant big city punters won to her door in the heat of competitive battle with too many other ladies ? Ah well, with the Galway races coming up, she could get the best of both worlds - the city and the country will meet, oiled by an excess of money over sense and - forces of law allowing - the wooly back euros will rub up against the cocaine impregnated euros of the urban elite in her silken purse - problem solved.

[The Mover]

Look here everyone I don't set out
to offend,I say it how it is.Thats how
I roll.Some of my best friends are
Culchies,one is actually a sheep
farmer,a typical muck savage he
hasn't a clue about style,books,
art,music,politics he does talk a lot
of shit about Gaelic Football,but don't
all Bog Trotters,bless them!
But he is a decent skin,always buys
his round,sometimes even buys out
of turn,which is not typically a Culchie
practice.The world would be a far far
worse place if not for our Culchie cousins,
you've got to love them :-)