Poppy - the season one.....top 5 presents for chrismas

[rimmerguy]

5. Any car that i own will never break down

4. A trip on the space shuttle

3. To understand women

2. MBNA customer database to be infected by lethal virus thus wiping out all traces of my existance on it

1. LIVERPOOL TO BE RELAGATED FOR THE NEXT 3YRS

[clarence hilten]

I,D LIKE
1. Some bubblebath.
2. Gok wans new book
3. An estee lauder powder puff set
4. The Jordan wedding dvd
5. A nexus titus male prostate massager

oh and a battery charger for granmama,s pacemaker. clarence

[Hot Lizzy]

I,D LIKE 1. Some bubblebath. 2. Gok wans new book 3. An estee lauder powder puff set 4. The Jordan wedding dvd 5. A nexus titus male prostate massager oh and a battery charger for granmama,s pacemaker. clarence

Going to have to buy you something different now aren't I - cos i had all that, - no i wont bother whats done is done..........

[clarence hilten]

Going to have to buy you something different now aren't I - cos i had all that, - no i wont bother whats done is done..........

MOMMIE DEAREST, YOUVE ALWAYS BEEN SO MEAN TO ME AND GRANMAMA AT XMAS

YEAR IN, YEAR OUT YOU SCREAM AT US "SHUT UP YOU LITTLE MAMZER SCHMUCK, YOU KNOW WE DONT SPEND AT XMAS, WE ARE JEWISH . SO EAT UP YOUR PORK SAUSAGES OR I,LL GIVE THEM BACK TO DE DOGS"

SANTA ONLY CAME ONCE, WITH A BAG OF ICING SUGAR AND A STICK I STILL HAVE MY 18 PIECES OF COAL 1 FOR EACH YEAR MOMMIE "KEEP THEM" YOU SAID, "FOR YOUR OWN LITTLE DREK PUTZ"

MOMMIE DEAREST YOU ARE SO MEAN AND STINGY YOU NEVER BUY PRESENTS THESE PEOPLE MIGHT THINK YOU ARE KIND AND GENEROUS BUT GRANMAMA AND I KNOW DIFFERENT

CLARENCE

[annasavicha]

1)Have threesome with Biggerpaws and Lizzy
2)Have Lizzy on her own
3)Stop all bitching on this board
4)No punters that suggesting could they come to me for less than requested
5)No foreign customers at all except english/irish

[thehighwayman]

1. Arsenal to sort out their problems and start trying harder
2. Sell Gallas and get a world class defender
3. Pick a good captain this time, not Fabregas he's too young maybe Toure or Adebayor
4. Win a trophy of any sort
5. Play the young players more often

[ninebythree]

all i want is a rugby ball and a colouring book


nbt

[Hot Lizzy]

1. Arsenal to sort out their problems and start trying harder
2. Sell Gallas and get a world class defender
3. Pick a good captain this time, not Fabregas he's too young maybe Toure or Adebayor
4. Win a trophy of any sort
5. Play the young players more often

[SIZE="2"]Oops........ maybe i put the mockers on it for you.

Ireland 17 Argentina 3 though........still thats Rugby........

Adebayor possibly.........

January sales are coming and Dinamo Kiev on Tuesday and the on Sunday - yikes..

Chelsea v Arsenal...........be there for that one ..........I wouldn't mind but i have my lucky socks on today - we always win when i have them on........still nill nill for Liverpool so that will keep us at the top.......

Where do Arsenal go.........5 games they have lost this season - still boys doing really well with the Champs league.......could work hard at winning that or ........ Leave it to the Women or Arsenal Ladies could always get the silverware for you lot again?

Maybe the ladies should play for you guys instead of the blokes........!!!???

Kiss, Kiss.........The taking a break from punting - Not retiring.......Lizzy


(Sorry.........Man City played you off the park!)

[Hot Lizzy]

MOMMIE DEAREST, YOUVE ALWAYS BEEN SO MEAN TO ME AND GRANMAMA AT XMAS

YEAR IN, YEAR OUT YOU SCREAM AT US "SHUT UP YOU LITTLE MAMZER SCHMUCK, YOU KNOW WE DONT SPEND AT XMAS, WE ARE JEWISH . SO EAT UP YOUR PORK SAUSAGES OR I,LL GIVE THEM BACK TO DE DOGS"

SANTA ONLY CAME ONCE, WITH A BAG OF ICING SUGAR AND A STICK I STILL HAVE MY 18 PIECES OF COAL 1 FOR EACH YEAR MOMMIE "KEEP THEM" YOU SAID, "FOR YOUR OWN LITTLE DREK PUTZ"

MOMMIE DEAREST YOU ARE SO MEAN AND STINGY YOU NEVER BUY PRESENTS THESE PEOPLE MIGHT THINK YOU ARE KIND AND GENEROUS BUT GRANMAMA AND I KNOW DIFFERENT

CLARENCE

Chunakah pressies were lovely ........... but Mum and Aunty - i can't help it if i love a bacon sarnie doesn't everyone.......

Could you buy me the Chelsea team from Abramovich please and have a party for the boy's at Hilton Towers........maybe my cousin Paris could come as well......

xxx You darling daughter and niece...... xxx

[Hot Lizzy]

1)Have threesome with Biggerpaws and Lizzy
2)Have Lizzy on her own
3)Stop all bitching on this board
4)No punters that suggesting could they come to me for less than requested
5)No foreign customers at all except english/irish

Shall we call him and see if he wants to come out to play with us........have you heard his
Message on his phone yet - it will really make you giggle......

xxx Lizzy