THE WHY`S of MEN !!

[Hot Lizzy]

How can you tell an englisman is sexually excited?? By the stiff upper lip.


The english labour party today have changed their emblem from a rose to a condom,as it more accurately reflects the labour governments political stance. A condom allows for inflation,halts production,protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being fu**ed.

Paddy is sad to be finding out all his cows have blue tongue

"Be Jeysus!" he says - "I didn't even know they had mobile phones!"


Go on its funny...........

[anon361]

The Why's of Men?


4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?


(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)


(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

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