Table Manners and Etiquette

[Danny2011]

Slip them into my pocket and take them with me, going to open a knife and fork museum when I retire, €5 admission and a gift shop where you can buy a replica of your favourite knife or fork. Have 6 knives so far and 5 forks yuri geller the bollix destroyed one of my forks

[Curvaceous Kate]

Slip them into my pocket and take them with me, going to open a knife and fork museum when I retire, €5 admission and a gift shop where you can buy a replica of your favourite knife or fork. Have 6 knives so far and 5 forks yuri geller the bollix destroyed one of my forks

Sounds like you spend time in Liverpool too! (still joking!!!)

[rob_tig]

Slip them into my pocket and take them with me, going to open a knife and fork museum when I retire, €5 admission and a gift shop where you can buy a replica of your favourite knife or fork. Have 6 knives so far and 5 forks yuri geller the bollix destroyed one of my forks

At the rate your going metal detectors will have to be installed or plastic cutlery.

[Hot Olivia]

This evening I decided I would go down to the hotel bar for some dinner. It was quite enjoyable and I was very hungry, as I had not eaten much during the day and had a very busy afternoon/evening, so began to eat with gusto and realised that I was going too fast, so put my knife and fork down and began to read a book in order to pace myself.

While I was reading I had my knife and fork at angles on the plate. To me this indicates that I have not yet finished eating and I did think this was a universal code. However, while I was pausing between mouthfuls I was asked if I had finished, so the waitress could clear my table. It was not particularly busy, so they did not need my table, although it was coming towards the end of their serving time.

Of course I said I had not finished and continued to peck at what was left of my food, while enjoying my glass of wine and absorbing the contents of my book, but I began to wonder if the mistake was due to the Waitresses lack of knowledge or the consumers lack of etiquette at the bar?

Do people still exercise the time old practice of putting the knife and fork together at 6 O'clock or is this a thing of the past and I'm the odd one out?

What do you do with your knife and fork when you have finished your meal, while dining out?

Cleaning it up with a cloth from the table and hide it in my purse....




But yeah, when you are done is 5 o clock, not 6.


xx

[Danny2011]

At the rate your going metal detectors will have to be installed or plastic cutlery.

Local restaurant has my photo up....not allowed in there anymore , plastic cutlery is ok need to fill the gift shop with replicas

[rob_tig]

Local restaurant has my photo up....not allowed in there anymore , plastic cutlery is ok need to fill the gift shop with replicas

Ever think of taking the plates as well, just saying.

[Curious k]

Actually at the time i had not found my love for bums then but for the Liverpool Accent. For some reason i loved the liverpool accent on a women.

I found it regal in a way(foolish i know). Along with other accents. English women are a wonder to me and a delight in the bedroom no doubt. And south american women and one and i say this honestly ONE eastern European women who is a absolute delight when it comes to the bedroom.

Her skills are not as relaxed and easy going as most English ladies but she is getting there non the less.

I love women who can fall in a sex relationship with you as soon as you walk in the door.

I know loads of lads that love the English accent on women, especially the scouse accent. So you're not alone there. Personally they never done it for me. I'm all about the looks and the eyes, not bothered with the accent.

[Hot Olivia]

I like your style my gran used to do the same thing god bless you(i dont believe in god but bless you) She used to always insist on bringing home a doggy bag.

Still recession in Ireland so I need to hustle.

[Curvaceous Kate]

Cleaning it up with a cloth from the table and hide it in my purse....




But yeah, when you are done is 5 o clock, not 6.


xx

Looks like we're both wrong, looks more of 4 o'clock by this example - http://foodforthethoughtless.com/200...h-your-dinner/

But still, the knife and fork are together and not apart in the way I had mine on the plate when I was approached, so no mistaking my intent.

[Danny2011]

Ever think of taking the plates as well, just saying.

Ever tried hiding a plate down your pants