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    Short and curvy more than the tall and rake slim. Also dark hair, especially jet black and a good overall tan (brown preferably over orange )
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    There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
    One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw Santa Claus at the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up, because they didn't want to make their perfect children (who were at home with their perfect babysitter) mad because it was close to Chritmas.
    Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with Santa Claus, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and 1 lived.
    Who died and who lived?
    The perfect Man because the other two aren't real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
    One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw Santa Claus at the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up, because they didn't want to make their perfect children (who were at home with their perfect babysitter) mad because it was close to Chritmas.
    Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with Santa Claus, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and 1 lived.
    Who died and who lived?
    The perfect Man because the other two aren't real.
    If the perfect woman and santa claus don't exist then the man must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    If the perfect woman and santa claus don't exist then the man must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident
    No,the woman that thought she was perfect was driving

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    I believe the perfect woman is in town but do I get to see her? I don't know yet!

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    Now this looks nice

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    Like you 😉

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    The perfect woman has B or C cup boobs. Six of them on the front and six on her back.

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    What would the perfect woman look like? Looks would have little to do with it, in my opinion.

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    Some of the best women I have met have been rather plain and some of the prettiest, well, we have all been there!

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