An Interview with: Ana Massage!

[samlad]

Now here's a lass I wouldn't mind being rubbed up by... and by that I mean a lovely massage

It has been a while since our last escort interview, and with Ana Massage being one of E-I's popular escort forum contributor, this one was long overdue!

Let's see what Ana has to say

Sam: Hi Ana, thanks for taking part. First of all, how are you?

Ana: I am fine, thanks for asking.

Sam: So, how long have you worked as an escort?

Ana: About eight or nine years.

Sam: And how did you get into the industry?

Ana: It was through a friend of mine who introduced me to a guy, and I left with him to work in Austria.

Sam: What is the most satisfying part of your work?

Ana: When people appreciate my work, my efforts and leave with a smile on their face. Okay, okay... and the money! PMSL!

Sam: Haha! Fair enough! So tell me, which 'favourite' do you enjoy the most?

Ana: Well, when I was an escort I enjoyed oral, giving and receiving and kissing. Now I just enjoy the spiritual connection between me and 'him', which gives me more pleasure.

Sam: Oral? What a coincidence! Me too! Haha! What is the most requested 'favourite' clients ask for?

Ana: They always ask for a kiss on their cheek! Haha!

Sam: Haha! Yeah, sure! Do you own any crazy toys or outfits (because no massage would be complete without them!)?

Ana: No.

Sam: Straight to the point! What sort of lingerie makes you feel the most sexy?

Ana: Ann Summers; classic, naughty, smooth, black lingerie.

Sam: Mmmm! *Ahem!* Okay, apart from phone calls, what is the most used means of communication that clients use to reach out to you? For example, email, text message, private message, etcetera?

Ana: WhatsApp.

Sam: Ah, interesting. So on the forums, does the online persona play a deciding factor in whether or not you decide to accept a client for a booking?

Ana: Most of the time, yes.

Sam: Have you ever been pleasantly surprised by how good looking a client is from the message boards?

Ana: No! Haha!

Sam: Haha! Okay, does size really matter?

Ana: Yes and no.

Sam: Fair enough! Haha! In your opinion, is squirting a myth or not?

Ana: If you are referring to this sort of job, then I guess it is a myth. I dunno.

Sam: Have you ever caught a client trying to pinch your panties?

Ana: No, never.

Sam: What sort of music do you use to set the mood for a booking?

Ana: I put on relaxation music.

Sam: Do you prefer to work from hotels or apartments?

Ana: Apartments.

Sam: What is the cheekiest thing you have ever caught a client doing during an appointment?

Ana: That is a tough one... touching their nipples! Haha!

Sam: Fair enough! Has a client ever fallen asleep during your appointments?

Ana: Many times! What can I say? I give a good massage! Haha!

Sam: I bet you do! Haha! Do men tend to be hornier in warmer weather?

Ana: No, I think it's the other way around.

Sam: (Come on Summer!!!!) What is your take on school uniforms? Borderline paedophila or harmless fun between two consenting adults?

Ana: I suppose it can be both. It depends.

Sam: Are you a moaner or a screamer.

Ana: Haha! A moaner.

Sam: Nice! Do you have any particular kinks or fetishes?

Ana: I love it when clients kiss my feet! Haha!

Sam: Well, each to their own! Is there a particular age range of client that you would tend to avoid?

Ana: Young ones I suppose, as they might not appreciate what my kind of massage involves.

Sam: What types of gift do you like to receive from your clients?

Ana: Jewellery, wine and chocolates.

Sam: Apart from your massages, do you have any other talents?

Ana: Haha! Cooking, dancing and singing.

Sam: Three great attributes! If you won the lottery, what would you do with all that money?

Ana: Well, I have never played the lottery and neither do I want to. I believe money that is earned has more value, but I suppose I would give 45% to charity and 15% to my family.

Sam: Very commendable. So, where would you take me on holiday then?

Ana: Haha! Now you are being cheeky. I would take you to see the North of Romania. It is well with the trip but it will be at your expense of course! Haha!

Sam: Ha! Yes, of course! Thanks for the interview, Ana.