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    Quote Originally Posted by johnb59 View Post
    I think this topic will interest the Olympic games committee?.now we can add to that by having a spunking competition but unfortunately it's one the ladies will have to sit out. Unless we ejaculate in them first and see how far they can fire it out?
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    I wont be in the landlords good books that's for sure,
    I have the ceilings plastered with cum, and they are high ceilings too

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    Quote Originally Posted by namesjack View Post
    I wont be in the landlords good books that's for sure,
    I have the ceilings plastered with cum, and they are high ceilings too
    well that'll teach you to be wanking while on the top of a ladder

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hagane00 View Post
    or they could squirt!
    or they could just catch it in their mouth

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    I wish I could have oozers or dribblers, the amount of times I end up with my eyes under the tap trying to wash cum out of them. Not to mention brushing my hair to find that there is dried cum in it. Unless it's just how excited I get men that I make them literally explode.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redforever View Post
    well that'll teach you to be wanking while on the top of a ladder
    But I dont Red, that would be highly dangerous, I always be flat on my back on the bed

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    Quote Originally Posted by namesjack View Post
    I wont be in the landlords good books that's for sure,
    I have the ceilings plastered with cum, and they are high ceilings too
    you see thats why these threads dont work, anyone can say anything and its treated as fact and carries the same weight.


    speaking of weight..I have a 12 inch penis, its a fucker to lug around if Im honest and is actually
    growing due to sheer gravitational forces it exerts on itself
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    Quote Originally Posted by EnglishDavina View Post
    I wish I could have oozers or dribblers, the amount of times I end up with my eyes under the tap trying to wash cum out of them. Not to mention brushing my hair to find that there is dried cum in it. Unless it's just how excited I get men that I make them literally explode.

    Davina be really careful with getting it in your eyes, as that is a way to get an STI and really dangerous. If you do facials make sure your eyes are really tightly shut before the explosion.

    Going back on topic, I think this differs even with the same person depending on when they last ejaculated, how much hydrating fluid they drank before and even how excited they are. I read somewhere the more excited a man is, the more he will produce, but I don't know if that is true or not.

    I have seen literal streams to little volcanic explosions, but for me it is the reaction to that moment that turns me on the most. Some men are not just vocal, but their whole body quivers with it and that is a delight to see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CurvaceousKate View Post
    Davina be really careful with getting it in your eyes, as that is a way to get an STI and really dangerous. If you do facials make sure your eyes are really tightly shut before the explosion.

    Going back on topic, I think this differs even with the same person depending on when they last ejaculated, how much hydrating fluid they drank before and even how excited they are. I read somewhere the more excited a man is, the more he will produce, but I don't know if that is true or not.

    I have seen literal streams to little volcanic explosions, but for me it is the reaction to that moment that turns me on the most. Some men are not just vocal, but their whole body quivers with it and that is a delight to see.

    goggles?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    goggles?...

    Yes like the ones you get in the science lab or a blindfold might be fun?

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