Hagane00 (06-03-14)
I wont be in the landlords good books that's for sure,
I have the ceilings plastered with cum, and they are high ceilings too
jacklad3 (06-03-14)
I wish I could have oozers or dribblers, the amount of times I end up with my eyes under the tap trying to wash cum out of them. Not to mention brushing my hair to find that there is dried cum in it. Unless it's just how excited I get men that I make them literally explode.
Last edited by EnglishDavina; 06-03-14 at 15:02.
2phase (06-03-14), Hagane00 (06-03-14), happygolucky (06-03-14), j81 (06-03-14), jacklad3 (06-03-14), thehighwayman (06-03-14)
you see thats why these threads dont work, anyone can say anything and its treated as fact and carries the same weight.
speaking of weight..I have a 12 inch penis, its a fucker to lug around if Im honest and is actually
growing due to sheer gravitational forces it exerts on itself
Last edited by funlover12; 06-03-14 at 15:40.
jacklad3 (06-03-14)
Davina be really careful with getting it in your eyes, as that is a way to get an STI and really dangerous. If you do facials make sure your eyes are really tightly shut before the explosion.
Going back on topic, I think this differs even with the same person depending on when they last ejaculated, how much hydrating fluid they drank before and even how excited they are. I read somewhere the more excited a man is, the more he will produce, but I don't know if that is true or not.
I have seen literal streams to little volcanic explosions, but for me it is the reaction to that moment that turns me on the most. Some men are not just vocal, but their whole body quivers with it and that is a delight to see.
Davina (06-03-14), funlover12 (06-03-14)
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