Time and Tide wait for Escorts
I have just noticed that an Escort I have
been seeing for 5 years has at last aged by
a year on her profile; what a concession to the
march of time! She is by verbal advices still
10 years older than the ad but still as sexy.
What think ye all ?? false advertising, or is age a
Ladies perogative, should EI auto update annually
or your as young as you (hope you) look?
For my part I say check the photos.
johnjoehannsg (23-02-14)
escorts ages are like dog years in reverse
The ladies here only age one year to the mans seven
john smith 66 (23-02-14), Palabra (23-02-14), zoozoozoo (22-02-14)
For me once it's the lady in pic , age is but a number .: doc
Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc
BelfastGeeza (22-02-14), adrienn (22-02-14), emmasweet (23-02-14), redforever (22-02-14)
obviously she was born on feb 29th on a leap year
(well she can't be if it was not a leap year,lol )
funlover12 (22-02-14)
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in fairness you are a dinosaur at this stage.Originally Posted by dr love
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she must be a dog
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so what youre saying is were all paedoescorts ages are like dog years in reverse
The ladies here only age one year to the mans seven
fuck
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Easy solution..
Get out your calculator....
Take the lady's profile age and multiply by 0.59984.
Divide by 3.54879
Add 14.66598
Subtract 22.33248
Multiply by the square root of your own age.............
If you like the photos and reviews....... Call her.
jamieboyo (23-02-14), johnjoehannsg (23-02-14)
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Simples!!!
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X = Ladys age
Y = punters age
Z = answer
Z = (((X*0.59984)/3.54879)-7.6665)*√(Y)
I got for Z = -16.356406413711011358801168849101
Your algorithm gives negative numbers Or you some sort of troll or what?
Last edited by johnjoehannsg; 23-02-14 at 23:38.
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