E-I February Competition

[magicalman9357]

The E-I February Competition is now open for entries

€250 of Amazon e-Vouchers up for grabs.

This Valentine's Day...

(An idea by Samlad)

Just complete the Caption with an additional thirty words or less. Funniest entry wins.

e.g. This Valentine's Day,

Forget chocolates, forget flowers...

Actually bother to find out where her clitoris is."

One entry per person.

Competition closes for entries on Wednesday 26 February at Midnight.

Winner to be announced on Friday 28 February.

Please read the Competition rules before submitting your entry.

https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...petition-Rules

Good Luck Everyone.

[Doozer]

Aw its already closed since end of Jan

[magicalman9357]

Aw its already closed since end of Jan

Thanks Doozer.

[Doozer]

eg... find the clitoris????
itd be easier to find atlantis mate

[Ric Hardgear]

This Valentines Day...
Treat your loved one to a slap up meal in Cork

[sibul89]

may be a little and I was late in February;
I would always wake up every morning with you.
and have your pussy and nipples with you
it always excites and provokes me to mate

[Clueless]

The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone
just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what
she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers*
down her spine

I didn't know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand
on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread*
her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once*
the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it's all over now,
my first time
...milking a cow.

Happy valentine's day to all - ha ha!!

[Clueless]

Roses are read,
romance isn't dead,*
take me to bed,*
and i'll let you give me head.