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    Default True Story…Lighthearted but has relevance here…

    I was having my lunch one day at work deep in a forest with 4 or 5 of us and 1 Polish lad who was a mountain of a Man and not the chattiest soul but no harm in him, and we were sat around when these two Jack Russell Terriers wandered up, Male and Female (Or at least we think) and started getting down to business in front of us, as lunch time entertainment is at a premium in a forest more often then not we got a laugh out of it and thought no more, but the Polish guy never lifted his head. Then the next day the same thing happened and we started to think these two must be the original Dogger’s, but again no reaction from the Pole.

    Third day and you guessed it, ban on que, up wanders these two and just as the male was getting in to his stride the big polish guy leapt up in a rage and grabbed the Male and shoved the back of his spoon up the dogs arse 5 or 6 times with vigor and temper and let him go to which the dog took off at a rate of knots in a sort of zig zag path from the fright of his unexpected and instant anal encounter never to darken our door again but what had us in stitches was that as the Polish guy turned to resume his lunch (With spoon placed calmly back in cup) and all of us half afraid of what he might do next, he muttered under his breathe to himself more then us in a deep and brooding East European Accent he said…

    “He can give it…but he can’t take it”…

    Moral of the story…. Some dogs who dish it out by the bucket load just can’t take when it’s directed at them. Remind you of anyone?

    I think we all know…

    That’s all I’m doing, giving to him, what he gives to everyone, and he no like, he no like one bit.

    Cheerio's and Cornflakes to one and all, Qph

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    Saying that Poles molest dogs is racist you deserve a holiday for that

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuarterPaws View Post
    Saying that Poles molest dogs is racist you deserve a holiday for that
    Well that really did happen and he was really a Pole, so how is that racist?

    He was Caucasian and so am I

    Would you prefer that I ……….lie?

    Plus I stated that it was lighthearted but as ever the clouds are descending once again.

    It was funny though, wrong but funny none the less.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuarterPaws View Post
    Saying that Poles molest dogs is racist you deserve a holiday for that
    If he had told the story, and left out the nationality of the dog abuser, then it would not have been a racist comment, but the fact he mentioned the nationality (and more then one time in the story), shows he would be a fan of those Polish jokes. I take offense, as one of the best fucks I ever had was by a Polish man, and he was very polite and had very good manners. He also certainly didn't abuse animals, and as they say in Italy "He only touched me with a rose".

    I also think it's sad that this is a role model for QPH. What kind of a role model is a man who abuses a dog? Doesn't anyone understand animals these days? Animals love to entertain, and yes they are primal and natural. I study animal behavior, and I can tell you what happened was that two dogs did "get it on" because they were horny, but the fact that everyone was laughing, made the dogs feel like they were WANTED to be there. If you all had ignored them, or told them to "fuck off doggies" and made a gesture for them to go, they would have gone. You all made them feel that it was ok they were there! Dont you get it? The man who "snapped" did it more out of anger for you guys then for the dogs. He wanted to give you all a shock, so you would shut the fuck up, and he could eat his dinner in peace, without all this immature mocking of dogs humping. It was wrong of him to abuse the dog, but I would reckon it was Your asses he wanted to stick the spoon in and not the doggies.

    There now, does this shed some light on the story? Too bad for some people that I'm not only a human psychologist, but also an animal behaviorist. Poor wee doggie
    Last edited by DollyDarling; 16-10-08 at 03:15.

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    i think someone maybe a few bricks short of a lorry load.

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    Fyi

    I am the owner of 16 horse’s and 5 foals and spend a small fortune every year on Vet’s bills far in excess of what anyone here spends on punting. Anything they require is gotten no matter what the cost. I find it from somewhere. As I know about horses I have reported instances of neglect to RSPCA any time I see it. I also breed horses for other owners and am well known in Equine circles in North Cork, in point of fact my disappearance a few weeks ago was nothing to do with things here but was because one of my foals contracted a viral infection on its optic nerve and went blind overnight. That can happen on rare occasions and no one knows why but the only treatment is to stay with them as much as possible to let them know they are not alone as otherwise the stress will cause them to bolt at full speed until they blindly run into a wall or other obstacle. So I spent the whole week doing that rather then what most do and have them put down and thankfully the infection past and its sight returned which is a very rare outcome, there sight hardly ever recovers. I never said what he did was funny, we were stunned, but what he said given the surreal situation that we found ourselves in was funny. So don't put words in my mouth as i am quite adept as it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    Fyi

    I am the owner of 16 horse’s and 5 foals and spend a small fortune every year on Vet’s bills far in excess of what anyone here spends on punting. Anything they require is gotten no matter what the cost. I find it from somewhere. As I know about horses I have reported instances of neglect to RSPCA any time I see it. I also breed horses for other owners and am well known in Equine circles in North Cork, in point of fact my disappearance a few weeks ago was nothing to do with things here but was because one of my foals contracted a viral infection on its optic nerve and went blind overnight. That can happen on rare occasions and no one knows why but the only treatment is to stay with them as much as possible to let them know they are not alone as otherwise the stress will cause them to bolt at full speed until they blindly run into a wall or other obstacle. So I spent the whole week doing that rather then what most do and have them put down and thankfully the infection past and its sight returned which is a very rare outcome, there sight hardly ever recovers. I never said what he did was funny, we were stunned, but what he said given the surreal situation that we found ourselves in was funny. So don't put words in my mouth as i am quite adept as it is.
    I'm glad to hear how you take care of your horses. Sounds like you are a good horse owner, but it's a shame you dont value all animals equally. True, horses are indeed majestic, with their manes blowing in the wind as they run, but all animals are precious in the eyes of God. You should value all life, as it is all life is filled with the breath of God. Those dogs were fucking, just the way they were intended to. As I said, all of you laughed at them, and this is why they came back again and again and again. You could have helped the dog from being abused. If you are the animal protector you proclaim to be, you should've stood up at the start and defended the animal. I know that the moment I see potential abuse on ANY animal, I will speak up, or stand up and prevent it from being abused. Yes I'm just a wee girl, and I might be knocked over trying to protect an animal, but I'm willing to take a knock if it will protect another life from being abused. Your "compassion" is conditional. And you aren't different then alot of people. Loads of people find animals to be classified and sectioned to more minor or lesser rights of existance... but the genuine animal lovers will see all equal. So don't put yourself in the place of the genuine ones, if you are not willing to see all animals equal.

    Now go ride a horse.
    Last edited by DollyDarling; 16-10-08 at 16:12.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    Fyi

    I am the owner of 16 horse’s and 5 foals and spend a small fortune every year on Vet’s bills far in excess of what anyone here spends on punting. Anything they require is gotten no matter what the cost. I find it from somewhere. As I know about horses I have reported instances of neglect to RSPCA any time I see it. I also breed horses for other owners and am well known in Equine circles in North Cork, in point of fact my disappearance a few weeks ago was nothing to do with things here but was because one of my foals contracted a viral infection on its optic nerve and went blind overnight. That can happen on rare occasions and no one knows why but the only treatment is to stay with them as much as possible to let them know they are not alone as otherwise the stress will cause them to bolt at full speed until they blindly run into a wall or other obstacle. So I spent the whole week doing that rather then what most do and have them put down and thankfully the infection past and its sight returned which is a very rare outcome, there sight hardly ever recovers. I never said what he did was funny, we were stunned, but what he said given the surreal situation that we found ourselves in was funny. So don't put words in my mouth as i am quite adept as it is.
    I dont think that anyone here doubts your basic good nature towards all animals but some are seriously doubting you mental stability. You really need to stop digging a hole here.

    You have probably come across a bad tempered horse, which was proably mistreated when younger. You may have got a kick or a bite from the horse. Would you beat that horse or recognise its hurt and be more careful around it in future? We are all of us hurt in our own way. I would hate to lose your erudite views on diverse topics but, if you continue with this constatly trying to beat up on Bigpaws, I would vote to have you banned. Spend some time with your horses and come back to us without the anger in your heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    I was having my lunch one day at work deep in a forest with 4 or 5 of us and 1 Polish lad who was a mountain of a Man and not the chattiest soul but no harm in him, and we were sat around when these two Jack Russell Terriers wandered up, Male and Female (Or at least we think) and started getting down to business in front of us, as lunch time entertainment is at a premium in a forest more often then not we got a laugh out of it and thought no more, but the Polish guy never lifted his head. Then the next day the same thing happened and we started to think these two must be the original Dogger’s, but again no reaction from the Pole.

    Third day and you guessed it, ban on que, up wanders these two and just as the male was getting in to his stride the big polish guy leapt up in a rage and grabbed the Male and shoved the back of his spoon up the dogs arse 5 or 6 times with vigor and temper and let him go to which the dog took off at a rate of knots in a sort of zig zag path from the fright of his unexpected and instant anal encounter never to darken our door again but what had us in stitches was that as the Polish guy turned to resume his lunch (With spoon placed calmly back in cup) and all of us half afraid of what he might do next, he muttered under his breathe to himself more then us in a deep and brooding East European Accent he said…

    “He can give it…but he can’t take it”…

    Moral of the story…. Some dogs who dish it out by the bucket load just can’t take when it’s directed at them. Remind you of anyone?

    I think we all know…

    That’s all I’m doing, giving to him, what he gives to everyone, and he no like, he no like one bit.

    Cheerio's and Cornflakes to one and all, Qph
    QPH.

    Give it a rest man..ffs.
    What ever your personal feelings for Paws or any body else on this site are, its time to let it go. I'm no angel and i am as guilty as anybody here of having a go, but i know when to stop... the time to stop has come..
    People dont want to know about your fued or vendetta with Paws.. Newbies on this site will not stick around if the only conversation is you and paws. just like the liz and paws shit. Its time to let it go.

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    Thumbs up You Said It Ep!!!

    It would seem that the best man won .............. and QPH doesn't like it!!!

    Take the advise of the sane people here QPH .............. you became a joke ............. now you're in danger of being pitied.

    Paws
    Gone ........... and forgotten?

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