I asked Santa for pussy, but got a shirt instead - I was obviously on the naughty list - bah humbug!
I asked Santa for pussy, but got a shirt instead - I was obviously on the naughty list - bah humbug!
Santa has given me good heath but sickness is all around me and I feel as if I'm drowning in it! I look forward to a healthy 2014 for all!
Seek and you shall find!
I don't do Christmas so I basically got nothing, thankfully
There is nothing worse for the lying soul than the mirror of reality
My fav pressie was an Akubra
A new motorbike!
Got to see my son after a long long gap.didn't wan2 see after me n his mam split.he's a man now but he looks great so I feel great.family feels hole again.
I asked for nothing and I received it in abundance.