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Did you know.....
Q - Can a guy break his penis, since its not bone?
A - Yep. It usually happens when it forcefully hits another object by accident (like your pelvic bone or the headboard)
Q - Yikes. How do I know if it breaks?
A - His penis will make a popping sound and it will bruise almost immediately
Raises some strange questions I know, but......Who hits their Penis off a headboard?
Source:
http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/_mobil...-sex-questions
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Clyde (29-12-13), funlover12 (29-12-13)
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I was wondering the sameOriginally Posted by jamieboyo
funlover12 (29-12-13), jamieboyo (28-12-13)
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I won't ask man....Sounds ominous though....LOL!!
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From your source.....WTF!!
We had this patient who suffered penile fracture after running across the room and trying to penetrate his wife with a flying leap.
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funlover12 (29-12-13), Petros (28-12-13)
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From your source.....WTF!!
We had this patient who suffered penile fracture after running across the room and trying to penetrate his wife with a flying leap.
That sounds like a 'Buck'move!! Sorry Buck lol
funlover12 (29-12-13), jamieboyo (29-12-13), name is buck (29-12-13)
There was a tale in the UK press some years ago. A young lad and his lass were at it cowgirl style. She went up a bit too high and he slipped out. Then she came down too hard and he didn't go back in and the resultant impact snapped him in two. Ouch.
jamieboyo (28-12-13)
you are right there mills.
when i am battling the evil ladys with LOTS OF POSTIONS AND JUMPING AROUND, if one of my feet sliped when i was going for a trust it might hit the head borad or the bedside locker,wall,side of the bed,windowsil, the floor, a chair.
it is a dangrous world us superheros live in.
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hold the phone how do deers masterbate, they have hooves!
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lol female penguins prostitute themselves for pebbles for their nests!number 62
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