Indian tele sales

[Clyde]

A Joke About Indian Salesman


> >A Joke About Indian Salesman
> >------------------------------
> >
> >The Manager says: "Do you have any sales experience?"
> >
> >The Indian says: "Sir, I was a salesman back home in India."
> >
> >Well, the boss liked the Indian chappie so he gave him the job. "You
> >start tomorrow.. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
> >
> >His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
> >
> >After the store was locked up, the boss came down.
> >"How many sales did you make today?"
> >
> >Indian boy says: "Sir, Just ONE sale."
> >
> >The boss says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people
> >average 20 or 30 sales a day." If you want to keep this job, you'd
> >better be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was
> >the sale for?"
> >
> >Indian boy says: " €101 237. 64"
> >
> >Boss says: "€101 237. 64? What the hell did you sell?"
> >
> >Indian boy says: "Sir, First I sell him small fishhook.
> >Then I sell him medium fishhook.
> >Then I sell him large fishhook.
> >Then I sold him new fishing rod and some fishing gear.
> >
> >Then I ask him where he's going fishing and he said down on the
> >coast, so I told him he'll be needing a boat, so we went down to the
> >boating department and I sell him twin engine Chris Craft.
> >Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took
> >him down to our automotive department and sell him that Range Rover
> >I then ask him where he'll be staying, and since he had no
> >accommodation, I took him to camping department and sell him one of
> >those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents.
> >Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about €100
> >worth of groceries and two cases of beer.
> >
> >The boss said: "You're not serious? A guy came in here to buy a
> >fishhook and you sold him a boat, a Range Rover and a tent?"
> >
> >Indian boy says: "No Sirji, actually he came in to buy Anacin for his
> >headache, and I said: Well, fishing is the best way to relax your
> >mind."

[illbequick]

I heard that one before, but the man had gone to the shop to buy tampons for the wife, and the Salesman's line was - "well your weekends fucked, you may as well go fishing"