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    Default I can do the bog off now with you.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Bambaataa View Post
    hi all,

    I always had a tight foreskin but all changed when i went to the doctor a year or so ago. he was very helpful,he gave me a gel called "instillagel" which loosens and numbs up your foreskin so you can perform stretching exercises without the pain.. after a few weeks it was grand!! Couldn't be happier now. I understand that in extreme cases that might not work... but hey give it a try if yours is tight.

    If you want the chopra as they say in Sunderland........im your man - well i havent had that opp yet still i could cut yours off and have it transplanted.......

    Nurse Ratchette here will look after you with his trusty rusty knife.......but a very sharp tongue........ohhhhhhhh im on fire - bit like Chelsea....... xxx Lizzy

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    Default Hey Richardnumbertwo

    If you are genuinely concerned & from the sounds of it, you should be, go visit another quack & he'll refer you to a Consultant Urologist. Now, these fellas decide if you need the op. They will generally do it themselves aswell. You'll not get to see one of these if the quack doesn't refer you though. So, try to see a more sympathetic doctor & the rest will all fall into (or off !!) place. The nature of what you say though sounds familiar to me & they mutilated my flute this week.

    If you wish to discuss your manhood in private just PM me honey,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy View Post
    It was all televised today.......setanta etc., dont you have that in Ireland - you have sky sports i know you do......... and i guess you have MOTD - still the game was great - 7 of out first team players out and we taught them a lesson - Never underestimate Middlesboro they are a boggie team for many - ours is usually Liverpool still think we may have broken the curse on that one....... You have to say we done good......it was fabulous -

    Tell me why can't arsenal go out there in the first half and show us the goods, that is going to be their downfall - dont think that its going to be anyones but United and Chelsea.

    Sowwie...........

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    Of course we have Setanta in Ireland. I watch every Arsenal game that's televised, but this one wasn't. It was Liverpool/Wigan they were showing. Maybe it's a different game they show in the British version. I saw the Chelsea game alright, the result was never in doubt.
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    Default Down to the last G.P. Now........damn i can't wait -

    Quote Originally Posted by thehighwayman View Post
    Of course we have Setanta in Ireland. I watch every Arsenal game that's televised, but this one wasn't. It was Liverpool/Wigan they were showing. Maybe it's a different game they show in the British version. I saw the Chelsea game alright, the result was never in doubt.

    I forgot Setanta was Irish, must of been having one of MY brunette moments -

    Really exciting stuff now.......bloody Ferrari if only they could of come 9th or 10th - got to admit he is hot our Lewis - i know i would!!!!

    That back flip goal from the Wigan player, sorry his name escapes me - has to be goal of the month or Chelsea's Brazillian 30 yard goal pretty damn good - damn those Brazillians probably going to get another fing star on their shirts in 2010.......

    I tell you why i forgot about the Setanta thing, cos all the pubs around where i live have it on for the games but the games they used it for last season were the Scottish games..... so my sweety sock friend Laurrie and I used to go to the pub and watch it as i didn't have it last year - seen how many games are going to be televised just on Setanta so i got that package to.

    You take care xxxx Lizzy

    P.S. Of course it was never in doubt.......Chelsea are on fire - Frankie missed a real sitter though and then there was the Anelka one that was disallowed.......normally though Middlesborough are a good defensive team - Was nice to see Cudicini Play - still hating the orange though aren't you....... Didn't enjoy the Arsenal game, they don't have the va, va voom they used to..... They have become what Chelsea were last season - 2nd half specialists. Enough of the footie this is a site for the sex industry - just sometimes it is better than any sex...... change that, football is better than the best sex you ever had.


    xxx Lizzy - should change my name to Pundit......

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    hey well done i think, glad to hear the drugs are good, so the doc said 8 weeks, he told me 6,but i still have about 6 weeks till the removal, was your foreskin tight the whole time, because mine only goy tight during an erection, but i could nt really show the male doctor this as u might guess

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    Default It was a pain in the arse

    Yeah Mucker, even having a pee & washing the old fella' was a pain trying to pull it back enough to do your business. My doc. said 6 - 8 weeks when I pushed him on it. He told me a story of some impatient fool who couldn't wait & gave it a lash after 2 weeks & destroyed himself. Maybe that's his standard tale to newly circumcised lads incase they have weak moments.

    After 4 days it's definitely easing.
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    Default Nads Willy ! Update.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheNads View Post
    If you are genuinely concerned & from the sounds of it, you should be, go visit another quack & he'll refer you to a Consultant Urologist. Now, these fellas decide if you need the op. They will generally do it themselves aswell. You'll not get to see one of these if the quack doesn't refer you though. So, try to see a more sympathetic doctor & the rest will all fall into (or off !!) place. The nature of what you say though sounds familiar to me & they mutilated my flute this week.

    If you wish to discuss your manhood in private just PM me honey,
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    Howsabout an update Nads ?
    Last edited by Alec Horan; 02-11-08 at 23:19. Reason: the devil made me do it !

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    Default You're right

    Does AlecHoran have a tight 4 skin me wonders ?
    You're perfectly correct though. I promised an update & here it is :
    2 1/2 weeks after the "cutting" & I am much better about it all. The stitches are begining to disappear & my new look is becoming apparent, in all it's glory. I already think it was the right thing to do, even though I still have 5 weeks of the boxing gloves left. It's becoming a good test of self-control & learning to switch off when the little head tries to take control. Virtually all discomfort has gone, only occasionally with the "nocturnal stiffy" does it bother me now.
    The other concern I had was the little fella being exposed after 41 yrs of hiding behind his 4skin. It is very sensitive at 1st but it's not that noticable now. I thought at 1st that there is a case to be made for padded undercrackers, just like the ladies have padded bras. Jeans are to be avoided for a couple of weeks or more, too snug ! Tracksuits, pure thoughts, self-control & time are all required.
    Maybe you can remind me to do a 5 week update Alec ?

    Here's to newly liberated mickeys !
    TheNads.

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    Default Glad you're feeling better

    You are a brave man and I'm so glad you are recovering easily and feeling better. I think at the end of your recovery time, Dolly might also have finally flew herself to Ireland, just in time to kiss it and make it all better. x Dolly
    Last edited by DollyDarling; 03-11-08 at 09:49.

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    Default Oh Dolly dear

    Now that's the kind of promise I can make to him when he's having a weak moment & hankering after some lovin'. If I tell him Nurse Dolly will be over all the way from NYC to kiss him better it'll appease him.
    You are so considerate dear & I look forward to your imminent visit.

    Do you have a nurses uniform dear ?
    TheNads.

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