You know you are a WG/Punter when:

[Danish Pia]

This may have been done before apologies but always makes me chuckle

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…..You go to a nightclub and see a man arrive with 2 stunning women who then proceeds to start kissing each other on the dance floor with every guy in the place feeling jealous of the lucky guy.. You know you are a WG because it takes one to spot one (two in this case!!)

…..You know you are a WG when it never seems to bother you throwing your lingerie across the room anymore.. Here is to the days of taking it off under the covers (pre-WG days )

…..Whenever you see a beautiful girl/lady and you wonder if or hope she is an escort and how much her hourly rate is.

…..When in restaurants you look around and see if you can spot an escort/client combination at another table.

…..When a friend says “I’m going punting in Cambridge this weekend” and wonders why you suddenly choke on your drink!

…..When you go on a package holiday and have your fingers crossed that the free watersports is actually snorkling or windsurfing.

…..When O – levels and A – levels are talked about and you are not thinking of history or English Literature!!

…..When you are always in superdrug buying condoms lube and baby wipes and the cashiers look at you weird.

…..When a woman smiles at you on the tube and you give her a fiver

[funlover12]

when you see guys on their phone around apartments and have a sneaky smile to yourself!

[zoozoozoo]

…..when a woman smiles at you on the tube and you give her a fiver

pmsl................

[Baxter]

This may have been done before apologies but always makes me chuckle

When you email a lady in another country, whom you have never met and ask her to come to Dublin so you can make out with her !

Any chance you might come to Dublin, Beautiful ?

[UB40]

I love this line
'when a woman smiles at you on the tube and you give her a fiver'

[Baxter]

You know you're a punter when you are taking your clothes off in front of a beautiful lady and you get to the point where you are just in your boxers and socks and with a stupid grin on your face !

I need lessons in how a mature client can striptease without losing his dignity !

[best before end]

when you see guys on their phone around apartments and have a sneaky smile to yourself!

Why can't escorts just text final directions a few minutes before the appointment...

[Baxter]

Why can't escorts just text final directions a few minutes before the appointment...

I often ask for this as it does away with all the hassle of walking around with the phone to your ear trying to understand instructions over the noise of traffic etc. It is greatly appreciated . I do not want to be seen standing around a landmark, phone to ear....... a sitting duck springs to mind.

[justmeagain]

you know when you can ask the escort is it apartment x or y and you remember the door code

[Baxter]

You know when you are counting out cash in the car and fumbling for the damn envelope.