So if you did'nt pay in Euro to get laid, what did you use? Baht, rupees or Zimbabwean dollars? Or maybe the poor unfortunate women were so badly malnurished, that they let you at them for some food for their children.
Langer had you sussed out long ago Flyshit. Here's a quotation from him posted on 22.03.2008.
Quote: "Flyshit......you have to fly out of the fucking country to try and find a bird to bang. Jesus Christ how fucking ugly are you? With rsepect to the ladies here I know at times some of the guys they meet are not exactly Robert Redford but they will grin and bear it...what does that say about you? these girls will bang pig farmers but not you."
Your last post prior to your return was on 20.05.2008. Four and a half months, some holiday! What were you sent down for Flyshit - pimping your mother or your sister so that you could afford to shag in the third world?
P.S. Dub Lad has your trophy now, but I don't think he'll have it much longer now that you're back.
P.P.S. Now that you've brought the recession back with you, it would be an ideal time to invest in some retraining. Start with beginners English.