Post your Crazy or strange Escort Experience

[twentyeight]

Dude !! Seriously??

[RFC1978]

yes 100% true, be quite random to have made them up

However, none of the posters on here would believe it happened

[Bambam1]

last xmas i went to see an escort in navan her face was blanked out and she didnt allow reviews,i took a chance and when she opened the door there stood the hottest blonde girl i ever seen could not believe it,she had fake photos up why i'll never no she only stayed for 3 days and disappeared off the face of the earth...

[justmeagain]

saw a lovely black escort last night in town.. . . . Mark 1 with alloy wheels a furry dice and a ball hitch

[mrdalvin]

Not anything mental but saw a girl twice last year. Really great girl. Few weeks later get a phone call from her while in work asking me out that night! That's about as crazy as its gotten for me........so far ha.

[Yamser]

Its weird but this crazy thing always happens with these ladies . I knock on there door and instead of telling me to fuck off the invite me in . Its weird , keeps on happening to me

[Deven]

one time i called for a pizza delivery.
after half an hour the pizza man was at my door
i have opened the door and there he was....irish original hot man (red hair ) ,he gave the hot pizza and he said what a beautiful eyes you have.....
i blushed ...didn't know what to say....

then he said i would love to suck your pussy while looking into your beautiful brown eyes....hmmmm

i had to say yes...

and that was the best pizza i got ever in my life....



well....i am entitled to dream right??

just a fantasy for now

[Bambam1]

i read somewere that a guy was going at it with an escort when he realised there was someone under the bed going through his trouser pockets haha happened in ireland

[johnb59]

Went to see an escort made arrangement,top floor flat,when inside she bent over and wig fell off,so carried on and false eye lash came off, went to take off her bra and chicken fillets fell out ,at this i got up and ran like hell,when i got outside the top flat window opens and she shouts down , dont you want your hole then?i shouted back why are you going to throw that down too.

[johnb59]

Went to meet escort she told me top floor flat,knocked on door went in she bent over and wig fell off ,when she stood up false eye lash dropped off went to undo bra chicken fillets fell out at this stage i ran down the stairs and out on to the street,when top floor window opens and she shouts down dont you want yout hole then,i shoutd back why you going to throw that down too.